# Holy fucking shit i can fucking swear again, thank fucking christ!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2002, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549 "2002-03-11T10:16:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/21 "2002-03-12T02:47:30Z")
_channeling Beavis_ Dammit, dammit son of a bitch. Dammit, dammit son of a bitch. Son of a BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!! Son of a bitch Son of a BIIIIIIIIITTTCH!!! Dammit dammit dammit… ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/22 "2002-03-12T02:58:30Z")
SEMPRINI!!! _pant, gasp_ ---
**Author:** ![cercaria](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@cercaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cercaria)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/23 "2002-03-12T03:50:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Medea’s Child \* > \*\*I tried to find the complete text to Jay’s rap from the beginning of Jay and Silent Bob strike Back, but I couldn’t so I’ll just give the beginning of it… > > “Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck…” \*\* Oh, you mean… > [@](#): > > **Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Mother mother fuck, Mother mother fuck, Mother fuck mother fuck, Nyoonch, nyoonch, nyoonch, 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, Nyoonch, nyoonch, nyoonch, Smokin’ weed, Smokin’ weed, Doin’ coke, Drinkin’ beers, Drinkin beers, beers, beers, Rollin’ fatties, Smokin’ blunts, Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts, Rollin’ blunts and smokin’ 'em… (Yo, let me get a nickle bag) Fifteen bucks, Little man, Put that shit, In my hand, If the money doesn’t show, Then you owe me, owe me, owe me…** wow… too much spare time… ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/24 "2002-03-12T04:31:28Z")
I’ll probably get jumped on for saying this, but at least I’m putting it in the right place… This is pathetic. It was _that_ painful for you to go through life without using such filthy vocabulary? If it was, you make me sick. ---
**Author:** ![Freedom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Freedom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freedom)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/25 "2002-03-12T04:56:25Z")
Ahhh… Go fuck yourself you killjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/26 "2002-03-12T05:55:18Z")
_To the tune of ‘Jingle Bells’_ Fuck fuck fuck, Fuck fuck fuck, Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fu-ck, and a fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/27 "2002-03-12T06:11:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Miss Attitude \* > \*\*I’ll probably get jumped on for saying this, but at least I’m putting it in the right place… > > This is pathetic. > > It was _that_ painful for you to go through life without using such filthy vocabulary? > > If it was, you make me sick. \*\* Oh, fuck the fuck off. If you fucking can’t fucking have a little fucking bit of fucking fun, what the fuckity fuck kind of fucking life do you fucking have? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Alereon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Alereon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alereon)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/28 "2002-03-12T08:28:32Z")
Now now Little Miss Attitude…(if ever anyone was aptly named), what exactly is wrong with profanity? It adds color and flair to our communication, and going without it is like going without using the word “the.” It makes ME sick that there are still people like you who would deny an important part of our language. Profanity is accepted nearly universally among our modern culture, about the only place it’s NOT appropriate anymore is around my grandparents. If profanity offends you so, then what the fuck are you doing in the BBQ Pit? In closing, kindly fuck off and leave us to revel in our “filth.” ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/29 "2002-03-12T12:11:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FDISK \* > \*\*Now now Little Miss Attitude…(if ever anyone was aptly named), what exactly is wrong with profanity? It adds color and flair to our communication, and going without it is like going without using the word “the.” It makes ME sick that there are still people like you who would deny an important part of our language. Profanity is accepted nearly universally among our modern culture, about the only place it’s NOT appropriate anymore is around my grandparents. If profanity offends you so, then what the fuck are you doing in the BBQ Pit? > > In closing, kindly fuck off and leave us to revel in our “filth.” \*\* Certainly it adds flair to communication. When the appropriate levels are used. My point was that if the biggest reason someone is glad to be back to the regular boards is so that they can swear gratuitously, then IMO they are pathetic. And just as they have the right to go ahead and say it, I have the right to voice my opinion of it, too. After all, this is a public forum for the most part… ---
**Author:** ![Marley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Marley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/30 "2002-03-12T12:57:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Miss Attitude \* > **It was _that_ painful for you to go through life without using such filthy vocabulary?** _Fuck_ no! ---
**Author:** ![Debaser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3da27b/32.png) [@Debaser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debaser)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/31 "2002-03-12T19:00:50Z")
Shit fuck cunt!cunt! little shit firebrick fuck 😉 fuckedy tuck fuck ---
**Author:** ![Baldwin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baldwin/32/7264_2.png) [@Baldwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baldwin)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549/32 "2002-03-12T20:50:00Z")
Surely, if there’s a place for excessive, offensive, over-the-top, gratuitous crack-smoking poop-hurling monkey swearing, it’s here! By Golly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-can-fucking-swear-again-thank-fucking-christ/97549.md?page=1)