# Holy fucking shit I missed this place

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 11, 2002, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419 "2002-03-11T02:12:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/21 "2002-03-11T03:36:26Z")

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In the words of the prophet, Eric Cartman:

FUCK SHIT COCK ASS SHITTY BONER BITCH MUFF PUSSY COCK BUTTHOLE BARBRA STREISAND!!!

Whew. I feel much better now.

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/22 "2002-03-11T03:36:40Z")

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SORTHER!

Oh wait, we don’t have to swear in other languages anymore? (getting out Old Norse-English dictionary…)

FUCK!

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/23 "2002-03-11T03:45:47Z")

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I’m here just because I really need to say fuck right now.

So… _fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck._  
That felt goooood.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/24 "2002-03-11T03:48:17Z")

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Ol’ whats-his-name was wrong - You CAN go home again! Woo-Hoo!

Oh, yeah, fuck!

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/25 "2002-03-11T03:50:23Z")

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WHOO FUCKING HOOO!🆒

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/26 "2002-03-11T03:54:20Z")

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I am _so_ fucking glad to be here with you asswipes.🆒

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**Author:** ![celestina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/258eb7/32.png) [@celestina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/celestina)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/27 "2002-03-11T04:07:17Z")

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_My heavens_! All this fuckin’ cussin’ goin’ on in here! Y’all ought to be ashamed of yourselves.

[giggle]

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**Author:** ![VillageIdiot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e68b1a/32.png) [@VillageIdiot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VillageIdiot)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/28 "2002-03-11T04:08:25Z")

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I finally registered just to say FUCK…

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/29 "2002-03-11T04:15:37Z")

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Peter Pan, _shmoooth_.  
I haven’t read it anywhere yet, so am I the first to say “felch” in the revived Pit?  
It’s good to be home. And I’m so glad the damn animated smilies are gone. I don’t think **Chief Scott** could have took it.

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**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/30 "2002-03-11T04:19:40Z")

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yee-fucking-ha! so glad to be back. couldnt bear to register at the SMDB lite. im sure that the fucking fuckwad hacker who hacked this here site likes to touch little girls’ boobies.

get fucked, you fuckbag!

i feel ever so much better.

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**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/31 "2002-03-11T04:20:35Z")

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Ah, it feels like putting on a pair of undies still warm for the dryer!🆒

Its so _fucking_ good to be home, boys and girls! So very fucking good indeed!

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**Author:** ![Bedrosian\_Bixby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecae2f/32.png) [@Bedrosian\_Bixby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bedrosian_Bixby)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/32 "2002-03-11T04:25:54Z")

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Pulls up a fucking lawn chair.  
Passes around some goddamned Skittles  
Bitches about the fucking clique.  
Debates which Mod to call a Nazi-Pig.  
Good to be home…

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**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/33 "2002-03-11T04:28:30Z")

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Either a lot of people changed their name when they went to the new board or I just didn’t know a lot of the people. Geesh it’s good to be back.

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/34 "2002-03-11T04:39:27Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Homebrew \*  
> \*\*It’s good to be home. And I’m so glad the damn animated smilies are gone. I don’t think **Chief Scott** could have took it. \*\*

Actually the **Chief** registered and made a few posts at the temp board.

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**Author:** ![BooBoo316](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@BooBoo316](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BooBoo316)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/35 "2002-03-11T04:56:57Z")

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I have the feeling that this place is going to look like a Tourette’s convention (catered by Jack Daniel’s) for a little while. Not that there’s a fucking thing wrong with that, goddamn it. 😃

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**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/36 "2002-03-11T05:07:43Z")

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Booger

Damn I watch way to much TV Learning many things

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**Author:** ![abel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@abel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abel)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/37 "2002-03-11T05:22:27Z")

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Uh, bleep? Actually, I just wanted to let you guys know that while there was no swearing allowed on the other board, I read some of the best posts I’ve ever heard of. Using creative methods to explain how much you despise a particular Peruvian goat-licking, pack-mule riding, hamster-lover (okay, so some of you are much better at this than I am) is so much more entertaining, and I daresay, therapeutic. Anyways, I look forward to reading more diatribes of similar persuasion.

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**Author:** ![yosemite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/3ab097/32.png) [@yosemite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yosemite)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/38 "2002-03-11T05:31:32Z")

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🙂 ☹ :o 😃 😉 😛 🆒 :rolleyes: :mad: :eek: 😕 ;j :wally

I did that because I can.

And now I am trying out the nifty font features. Life is so good. And now I’m trying the purple text. Will life get any better than this? I think NOT!!!  
Oh, I forgot. Oh—fornicate! Phooey! Crap! Shit! Bullshit! Bullcrap!

(I don’t know why it is - I can swear in Real Life, but dislike doing it in print. That’s the best I can muster.)

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**Author:** ![Spooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Spooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spooky)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/39 "2002-03-11T06:02:56Z")

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**Yosemitebabe** , I’ll say it for you:

FUCK

It’s fun in moderation!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2002, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-fucking-shit-i-missed-this-place/97419/40 "2002-03-11T06:10:06Z")

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Peeks in, looks around  
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FUCK!  
Scampers off

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