# Holy God, Anne Hathaway is gorgeous. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 26, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057 "2009-01-26T15:19:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/1 "2009-01-26T15:19:57Z")
I think it’s the eyes. And the lips. Sometimes her face flashes on the TV screen for just a second, and my heart stops. Sometimes when I’m bored I do a google image search and just look at her for a few minutes. I’ve only seen one of her movies, when I rented _Get Smart_, and I didn’t even rent it because of her. And I doubt I’ll ever sit down and watch _Bride Wars_. But wow. And I know not everbody agrees, that just makes me more enraptured. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/2 "2009-01-26T15:22:38Z")
Well, I’ll go ahead and agree with you. Just completely stunning. And she is only one day older than me…if you ask me, that’s the _perfect_ reason for her to fall madly in love with me. ---
**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/3 "2009-01-26T15:25:47Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > Well, I’ll go ahead and agree with you. Just completely stunning. > > And she is only one day older than me…if you ask me, that’s the _perfect_ reason for her to fall madly in love with me. Yeah, like she would date a younger guy 😛 It’s me she wants… she just doesn’t know it yet. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/4 "2009-01-26T15:26:32Z")
Trust me, it [ain’t](http:// [images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=anne+hathaway&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=anne+hathaway&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2)) all the eyes and the lips. Lovely as they are. _(URL munged. Remove space to see it.)_ ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/5 "2009-01-26T15:27:25Z")
Anne hath a way, that’s for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/6 "2009-01-26T15:37:28Z")
Sometimes I look at her and think she is stunning. Sometimes I look at her and wonder why. ---
**Author:** ![Jettboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@Jettboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jettboy)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/7 "2009-01-26T15:44:54Z")
Maybe if she would pack on about 30 pounds. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/8 "2009-01-26T15:48:00Z")
Like a lot of actresses, she’s not at her best in award-show kit. Saw her last night at the SAGs and that milky-rose look was invisible under a glaze of glitz. She was sunlamp tan and her hair all kinked and glossed. But that’s part of a female star’s job these days - giving the designers a credit line for the public pays them cash, and throwing a bone to the hair and makeup people keeps them in good with an important service industry. > [@Jettboy](#): > > Maybe if she would pack on about 30 pounds. You’d like it and I’d like it, but that will probably have to wait until a certain role comes along - her “Bridget Jones” role - where Hollywood would consider it appropriate. Even then she’d have to lose it quickly afterwards - it doesn’t say “beauty” to the producers and the designers, and they’re very powerful in defining the term. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/9 "2009-01-26T15:54:30Z")
Hell yeah, she’s gorgeous. What really gets me is her hair. [Gorgeous](http://celebucrap.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/19/anne_hathaway_is_leggy.jpg) dark brown. And the smile. Wowzers. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/10 "2009-01-26T15:59:44Z")
**S** ome people **t** hink they’d like to be with **A** nne Hathaway, but as **l** ong as she’s a celebrity and they’re a schlub, they should **k** now that they don’t have a chance. **E** ven in your dreams, there needs to be a little **r** eality check here guys. ---
**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/11 "2009-01-26T16:01:23Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > Trust me, it [ain’t](http:// [Google Search](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=anne+hathaway&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2)) all the eyes and the lips. Lovely as they are. > _(URL munged. Remove space to see it.)_ Remove space from what? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/12 "2009-01-26T16:03:55Z")
> [@KneadToKnow](#): > > Anne hath a way, that’s for sure. Good one, Shakespeare. I’m going to send this to Cafe Society, because she’s an actress, and because nobody’s sharing her. Not with me, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Bijou\_Drains](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bijou_drains/32/2814_2.png) [@Bijou\_Drains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bijou_Drains)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/13 "2009-01-26T16:38:07Z")
Rent the movie Havoc if you want to see a lot more of her. BTW, it’s a really bad movie. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/14 "2009-01-26T16:47:18Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Remove space from what? From in between your ears, Einstein. 😃 No, seriously, from in between **http://** and **images**. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/15 "2009-01-26T16:48:00Z")
> [@Bijou\_Drains](#): > > Rent the movie Havoc if you want to see a lot more of her. BTW, it’s a really bad movie. I had to really debate with myself whether it was worth buying _Brokeback Mountain_ just to be able to see her boobs anytime I wanted. Thank god for usenet. ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/16 "2009-01-26T16:50:19Z")
I think she’s pretty good looking. Mr. Athena, on the other hand, routinely picks her as one of the weirdest ugly chicks in Hollywood. He just doesn’t get what people see in her. To each his own, I guess. He says he likes chicks who look more like me, so I can’t be too upset about that! ---
**Author:** ![SaharaTea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SaharaTea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaharaTea)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/17 "2009-01-26T17:09:59Z")
Someone pointed out to me that she has very large features (eyes, lips, etc.) which don’t seem to fit on her small face. Now it’s all I think about when I see her. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/18 "2009-01-26T17:29:52Z")
I think she looks best when [she doesn’t smile so big](http://ca.askmen.com/galleries/anne-hathaway/picture-13.html)- when she busts out the big grin, she’s all teeth and eyeballs (although she does seem to be quite happy when she’s grinning away). Oops - hello, flashbulb! http: [//ca.askmen.com/galleries/anne-hathaway/picture-15.html](https://ca.askmen.com/galleries/anne-hathaway/picture-15.html) I’ll give her full credit for not being a plastic blonde barbie doll, though. ---
**Author:** ![Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Hazle\_Weatherfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hazle_Weatherfield)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/19 "2009-01-26T17:32:56Z")
> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#): > > Remove space from what? Same here. I’m not seeing any spaces to remove. ---
**Author:** ![Gus\_Gusterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@Gus\_Gusterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gus_Gusterson)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057/20 "2009-01-26T17:36:37Z")
> [@SaharaTea](#): > > Someone pointed out to me that she has very large features (eyes, lips, etc.) which don’t seem to fit on her small face. I was going to post that, but I didn’t want to be a threadcrapper. She’s very pretty when she’s not smiling, but when she smiles her features are exaggerated to the point of freakishness. It’s like someone enlarged her eyes and mouth 50% in Photoshop while leaving the rest of her face the same size. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-god-anne-hathaway-is-gorgeous/483057.md?page=2)