# Holy living shit in a bucket: Bin Laden porn spam **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 11, 2002, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418 "2002-06-11T11:18:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418/1 "2002-06-11T11:18:52Z")
Just got this spam in my hotmail account: > [@](#): > > **Sender:** Shoking News \<[Quicknews@hotmail.com](mailto:Quicknews@hotmail.com)\> > **Subject:** Osama Bin laden IS FOUND > > Well Maybe that bustard wasn’t fount yet! > > ``` > But, what you just found is an amazing way of supporting the **UNITED STATES OF AMERICA!!!** > > My name is Debbie and I am a proud American babe, My fulltime job is to play with myself on my webcamera! : ) > > If you can cum to visit my website, a full-version software is given away. Which can connect to my webcam. > > > > True patriots... Enter HERE!!! > > ``` Good God, this is the apotheosis of all things wrong. The irony is the IP address resolved to Korea. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418/2 "2002-06-11T11:28:43Z")
Well, **Astrogirl** and I gotta do something in our spare time, don’t we? Why not make money?😃 ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418/3 "2002-06-11T11:54:51Z")
Uh, a bustard is a large but flying European and African bird, resembling an ostrich or crane. Sort of puts an interesting spin on it, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418/4 "2002-06-11T12:29:49Z")
Can they carry a coconut, matt? ---
**Author:** ![RTA](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b4bc9f/32.png) [@RTA](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTA)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418/5 "2002-06-11T12:52:30Z")
I went to Debbie’s site. She refuses to take off her birka but for $49.99/mo. she will _describe_ what she is doing underneath. Pass. ---
**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418/6 "2002-06-11T18:48:18Z")
I opened this thread expecting an ad for Bin Laden PORN. I’m kind of glad this isn’t the case. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418/7 "2002-06-11T18:51:47Z")
Bin Laden porn? Where’s **Lucky**? ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418/8 "2002-06-11T18:59:32Z")
I gotta say this would be the perfect test cast to measure the results of multiple squickings. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418/9 "2002-06-11T21:15:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Daowajan \* > \*\*I opened this thread expecting an ad for Bin Laden PORN. > > I’m kind of glad this isn’t the case. \*\* Same here, **Daowajan,** but I’m inexplicably disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Smashed\_Ice\_Cream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smashed_Ice_Cream)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418/10 "2002-06-11T22:15:44Z")
That news is definitely shoking, to say the least. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2002, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-living-shit-in-a-bucket-bin-laden-porn-spam/113418/11 "2002-06-11T22:23:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by blessedwolf \* > \*\* > > Same here, **Daowajan,** but I’m inexplicably disappointed. \*\* Well, [here](http://joecartoon.com/pages/osamavideo/), I’d hate for you to be disappointed. It even has Osama and his goat.