# Holy moly. I thought Kate Winslet was hot before, but now ... wow!

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 14, 2011, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251 "2011-09-14T04:24:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/81 "2011-09-15T13:44:23Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> You need more coffee if you think that’s hot. I’ve sent over one of the Knightley bots to administer it.

Apples and oranges. I deeply (and lasciviously) appreciate both Sofía Vergara and Keira Knightley, different as they are, on their merits.

But by all means, send over the Knightleybot!

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**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/82 "2011-09-15T13:53:17Z")

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Meh. I don’t think she’s all that. Plus my judging scale requires a three point deduction for bare legs in a dress- making her about a 5 in that outfit.

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**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/83 "2011-09-15T14:06:08Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> So, you’re saying the dress insists upon itself?

It what? It _insists upon itself?_ What does that even mean!?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/84 "2011-09-15T14:36:21Z")

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[Insists Upon Itself](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S9WyYaO7mQ) (_Family Guy_ video)  
“… ROBERT DUVALL!”

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**Author:** ![all1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@all1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/all1966)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/85 "2011-09-15T21:50:03Z")

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Picture was ok, but I really liked the article attached to the picture.

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**Author:** ![SciFiSam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/47e85d/32.png) [@SciFiSam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SciFiSam)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/86 "2011-09-15T22:23:46Z")

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I prefer her when she has a more naturalistic look - I don’t think she really suits Hitchcockian ice queen. She still looks amazing. ‘Mannish,’ heh - that’s some weird men then!

> [@Capitaine\_Zombie](#):
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> She looks like an Image comic book’s cover, right down from the strange anatomy to the cockish pose (btw, she even manages to completely cover the guy that’s right behind her in the pic).

Am I being whooshed? There’s no man behind her.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/87 "2011-09-16T00:21:50Z")

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I’ve mentioned it before, but I met her briefly once, about 6 years ago or so. She bumped into me in LAX.

I assure you; pictures do the woman no justice. In person she is _unbelievably_ sexy. Just standing there in a pair of jeans, T-shirt and jacket, she was mesmerizingly gorgeous. I’ve seen a lot of actresses and models and whatnot IRL, and Kate Winslet is absolutely, hands down the most beautiful woman I have ever met in person.

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**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/88 "2011-09-16T02:52:27Z")

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Sorry, just back from my bunk. A lot of new links here … hmmm … nice! … seeya folks, I’ll be you-know-where.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/89 "2011-09-16T06:32:13Z")

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Ze goggles – zey do NOTHING!

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**Author:** ![Jaledin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jaledin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaledin)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/90 "2011-09-16T06:41:18Z")

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Eh, she’s a fine actress, and I’d like to spend time talking with her or even fucking her. The OP photo makes her look like a total skank, though, IMHO – I could go out tonight and find dozens of way hotter chicks than shown in that picture (not that I care enough to get their digits, but I’d definitely look at them twice).

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/91 "2011-10-17T13:12:42Z")

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The same photo, from a different angle: [Best Dressed British Stars - Us Weekly](http://www.usmagazine.com/stylebeauty/photos/best-dressed-british-stars-2011199/17457)

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/92 "2011-10-17T13:25:00Z")

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> [@JohnT](#):
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> [Insists Upon Itself](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S9WyYaO7mQ) (_Family Guy_ video)  
> “… ROBERT DUVALL!”

I’m glad you were whooshed because the clip was awesome.

IT HAS A VALID POINT TO MAKE! IT’S INSISTING!

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/93 "2011-10-17T13:26:04Z")

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> The same photo, from a different angle: [Red Carpet Dresses, Fashion Trends & Celebrity Style - Us Weekly](http://www.usmagazine.com/stylebeauty/photos/best-dressed-british-stars-2011199/17457)

From a different angle, it’s a different photo by definition isn’t it? 😉

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/94 "2011-10-17T13:57:15Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> From a different angle, it’s a different photo by definition isn’t it? 😉

Of course. :smack:

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**Author:** ![Bosstrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Bosstrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstrain)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/95 "2011-10-17T14:12:12Z")

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She looks…old…

Nicki Minaj is the most attractive girl I’ve ever seen, from top to bottom :D, and I’m not black btw.

…even white boys got to shout…🆒

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/96 "2011-10-17T17:48:56Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> Bingo. I can’t figure out why on earth beautiful natural redheads go blonde. Just to take a couple of examples: Laura Prepon and Lindsay Lohan (yeah, she was beautiful, once) look terrible as blondes.

To add another, Diane Neal; absolutely smokin’ hot when she joined _Law & Order: SVU_, but then went blonde. I read somewhere that the producers wanted the show to have a blonde ADA, so after Stephanie March left they tried to turn her replacement into a clone of Stephanie March. Wrong in so many ways.

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/97 "2011-10-17T19:06:12Z")

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Huh. I’ve got a thing for Kate Winslet, well known and occasionally mocked in a casual way by friends…and that picture just doesn’t work for me. Someone did post a series of pics upthread, however, that worked a hell of a lot better. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/98 "2011-10-17T19:54:50Z")

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It’s like…  
**\< body \>  
\< /body \>**

I like it.

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**Author:** ![Moonchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Moonchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonchild)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/99 "2011-10-18T03:33:48Z")

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[This](http://www.imagebam.com/image/57b08e25465514) one is my favorite. Knocks my socks off. Los Angeles Magazine, February, 2009.

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**Post date:** [October 18, 2011, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-moly-i-thought-kate-winslet-was-hot-before-but-now-wow/596251/100 "2011-10-18T06:17:25Z")

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> [@Askance](#):
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> [Check out this photo](http://www.smh.com.au/lifestyle/fashion/kate-winslet-very-curvy-and-just-perfect-20110913-1k7bi.html) … that is simply female perfection. And yes, I’m well aware of the optical tricks employed in that dress - but we men are simple creatures and are still impressed by such artfully-deployed artifice.

The bod looks great, the face and hair are too plasticky looking.

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