# Holy Pope Pius XII!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [July 4, 2001, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191 "2001-07-04T07:56:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Father\_Pacelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Father\_Pacelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Father_Pacelli)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/1 "2001-07-04T07:56:08Z")

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This site will scar you for life!

This is truly TWISTED! :eek:

> **[The home page of the real, living Peter Pan](http://pixyland.org/peterpan/)**
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> Intro Page. Why I became Peter Pan, and what it means for you

😃

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**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/2 "2001-07-04T08:00:05Z")

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I feel normal!!!

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**Author:** ![Primaflora](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Primaflora](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Primaflora)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/3 "2001-07-04T08:04:15Z")

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Why is this in the Pit?

If the search engine is working do a search in MPSIMS (?) maybe 😉 - there’s a long thread about this guy from some months ago.

I think he’s rather sweet and a seriously brave nutter.

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**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/4 "2001-07-04T08:17:24Z")

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To add to the enjoyment. [http://www.iskip.com/](http://www.iskip.com/)

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**Author:** ![Father\_Pacelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Father\_Pacelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Father_Pacelli)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/5 "2001-07-04T10:42:39Z")

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But I will say that he’s got big steel bollocks to go out in public like that! 😃

He’s probably a major fackin’ POOFTER in denial!

Someone tell this Randy Constipate–or whatever the fack his name is–that being TOO obsessed with Peter Pan could very well land him in gaol. However, he may count himself lucky to be around so many big, sweaty, hunky Tinkerbells. 😃

Did you see this tosser’s Bible ministry? ROTFLMAO! “Woe betide the man who stealeth Disney copyrights, and dresseth up in lacey shit, yea, he shalt not escapeth the judgement.” Pacelli 3:16

Oh, and check out this pic of King Arseburglar I: [Peter Pan's fashion pages. Close up: Little Lord Fauntleroy](http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/photo_closeups_lf1.htm) is even WORSE than the .cx site I mentioned before! :eek:

There’s even more crimes against nature here: [Peter Pan's Fashion Pages!](http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/petersFashionPage.html) But one must admit, he has nice teats. Perfect 41AAAA 😃 Wait a mo’…are those fucking STOCKINGS that I see on fagboy in the “Lord Fauntelroy” outfit? Bleeding Christ! Some things just go way too far!

::beats the schitt out of Peter Pan with a double-ended dildo, then sets him on fire–somehow, I think that I just made his day:: 😃

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/6 "2001-07-04T10:51:35Z")

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHH!!!

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**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/7 "2001-07-04T10:55:13Z")

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I think it’s Keanu Reeves in disguise.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/8 "2001-07-04T12:16:52Z")

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can we go ahead and do that search that was mentioned? I don’t think the thread is even as old as **Primaflora** mentioned.

Also, **Father Pacelli** , as far as “fagboy,” that’s not gonna get you far around here. Just a tip. Although I seem to recall someone giving you a similar tip recently, but I might be making that up. But it’d be a good idea to tread a little more lightly. IMO.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/9 "2001-07-04T14:28:31Z")

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[nitpick]  
Is Peter Pan Disney copyrighted material? That would be news to me… also, I suspect, to the estate of J.M. Barrie.  
[/nitpick]

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**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/10 "2001-07-04T14:47:07Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Steve Wright \*  
> \*\*[nitpick]  
> Is Peter Pan Disney copyrighted material? That would be news to me… also, I suspect, to the estate of J.M. Barrie.  
> [/nitpick] \*\*

The copyright to Barrie’s story (and play) ran out several years ago (IIRC, the royalties from play performances supported a children’s hospital in London, as signed over by Barrie).  
Disney’s **depiction** of Barrie’s Peter Pan (and the other characters associated with the story) is covered by copyright, which is why the Academy Awards was involved in that little Snow White dance fiasco a couple years ago. I’m not sure if this guy is using the website for personal profit, though. Then again, Disney may see it as a degredation (or whatever the legal term is) of their property.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/11 "2001-07-04T14:51:58Z")

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Hey Pacelli, you want to shut your fucking face? Creative homophobia and fantasies of gaybashing may be the key to social and sexual success back at the trailer park, but here at the Doperboards, **which you do have to share with actual gay people,** the bigoted blitherings of drunk people with issues are not considered humorous.

And speaking of issues, just what the fuck kind of them do you have with this person? Jesus, he dresses pretty, so let’s think of all kinds of wonderful insults and then laugh about how much fun it would be to beat the shit out of him? My goddess, how happy I am not to live in the same country as you. I might actually want to dress in a way that pleases me without some low-voltage sumbitch taking it upon himself to assault me for pleasure.

Really, if someone who’s different than everyone else you’ve seen before can “scar you for life”, my god but I’m glad I’m not your psychiatrist. At any rate, for the benefit of those **without** major psychosocial dysfunctions, prior discusson of this guy can be found here:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60826](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60826)  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60933](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=60933)

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/12 "2001-07-04T17:36:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Father Pacelli \*  
> Wait a mo’…are those fucking STOCKINGS that I see on fagboy in the “Lord Fauntelroy” outfit? Bleeding Christ! Some things just go way too far!
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> ::beats the schitt out of Peter Pan with a double-ended dildo, then sets him on fire–somehow, I think that I just made his day::😃

What the fuck’s your problem with a man wearing tights? And how does this make him gay? Last I checked the one did not give the other.

Somehow, I think setting setting the guy on fire isn’t going to make his day. Go figure . . .

Now be a good lad and go back to peeing in your parents’ pool instead of posting here. There’s a good boy.

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**Author:** ![red\_dragon60](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@red\_dragon60](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/red_dragon60)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/13 "2001-07-04T18:07:47Z")

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FP, you homophobic, xenophobic, “all your base” liking, Survivor watching, walking proof that humans can de-volve, fingers-in-the-ears-and-eyes-tightly-shut idiot. This guy is expressing how he feels, just like you are doing in this thread. However, he is hurting no one, unlike you. Tell me, would you feel the same way about him if he were in a play dressed up like that? The whole world’s a stage, asshole.

I’ll dance on your grave in tights.

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/14 "2001-07-04T18:23:35Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by matt\_mcl \*  
> \*\*
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> My goddess, how happy I am not to live in the same country as you. I might actually want to dress in a way that pleases me without some low-voltage sumbitch taking it upon himself to assault me for pleasure.

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The same country? Excuse me but last time I checked Canada didn’t have a shortage of bigots or hate groups of their own.

Marc

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2001, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-pope-pius-xii/71191/15 "2001-07-04T18:25:12Z")

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Okay. Enough. More than enough, too damn much, in fact.

your humble TubaDiva  
Administrator
