# holy sh\*t.  my parents found my stash.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 1, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-sh-t-my-parents-found-my-stash/130352 "2002-10-01T02:44:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![non-native](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bc8723/32.png) [@non-native](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/non-native)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-sh-t-my-parents-found-my-stash/130352/1 "2002-10-01T02:44:03Z")

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Oh my God. They found it. The pot. In my drawer, in a cute little jar. But thank God they are so ignorant. See, my parents are from korea, where marijuana is just as bad as any other illegal drug, and the proverbial shit would hit the fan if they found out. I wouldn’t be surprised if they disowned me.

It’s biomass from environmental science class. You know, just harmless dried up plants from the back of the school. Oh, and the teacher told me to keep it somewhere dark and dry. Oh the paper funnel? We have really small test tubes. No it’s not for emptying out cigarettes and then putting weed in.  
And they bought it. :eek: I don’t know if they’re pretending, but probably not. Thank Lord Jesus Christ (though i have no faith…) for parental ignorance and denial. Thank YOU!  
Goodnight.

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2002, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-sh-t-my-parents-found-my-stash/130352/2 "2002-10-01T06:52:44Z")

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