# Holy Shit Batman!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-batman/9082>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 9, 1999, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-batman/9082 "1999-10-09T02:42:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-batman/9082/1 "1999-10-09T02:42:00Z")

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[birthday candles]  
**Happy Birthday, Guanolad!**  
[/fire brigade]

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Veni, Vidi, Visa … I came, I saw, I bought.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-batman/9082/2 "1999-10-09T02:49:00Z")

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_dancing in his chair_

Yowzer! Thanks everso!

_woohoo!_

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“Waheeey! ‘Duck!’ Get it?”  
“Errr… No…”  
“Duck! Sounds almost exactly like fu-”

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**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-batman/9082/3 "1999-10-09T03:57:00Z")

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Do you know **how damn badly** I’ve wanted to see the original Robin say that?  
Just picture it! They enter Penguin’s lair with some big ole death setup… “Holy shit, Batman!!!”

And happy birthday.

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JMcC, San Francisco  
[URL=http://members.tripod.com/~weirdstuff/index.html  
"Hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like they’re snoring

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**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-batman/9082/4 "1999-10-09T06:09:00Z")

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“Holy kleenex, Batman! It was right under our noses and we blew it!”

Happy Birthday!  
– Sylence

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“The problem with reality is the lack of background music.” – Anon

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 1999, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-batman/9082/5 "1999-10-09T22:13:00Z")

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Chasing the Joker into a warehouse, the Dynamic Duo lose the trail after he dumps a cratefull of condoms onto them.

“Holy Prophylatic, Batman!”