# Holy shit, I am farting like a motherfuck!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 24, 2005, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-i-am-farting-like-a-motherfuck/305321 "2005-05-24T20:07:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-i-am-farting-like-a-motherfuck/305321/21 "2005-05-27T02:45:36Z")

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Your hijacks are welcome, and we got a good laugh from your little anecdote. 🙂 Sorry for not responding sooner.

Adam

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**Author:** ![Lucretia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/13edae/32.png) [@Lucretia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucretia)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-i-am-farting-like-a-motherfuck/305321/22 "2005-05-27T03:12:39Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> Ha-- **AFG** , that (very vaguely, I promise) reminds me of a time many moons ago when, after partying pretty hard with the folks, (blotter, not blotto) I ended up crashing on my friends’ sofa.
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> Not too long after everyone turned in, I heard the usual commotion from the next room, and did my best to ignore it. Then it got really loud, and there was a huge crash followed by torrents of laughter that didn’t seem to stop, for a long, long time.
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> About half of the laughter is soon getting louder as its proximity decreases. Next thing I know, I’ve got a nekkid girl collapsed on top of me, giggling like a loon.
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> “Larry… bwahahahahahaha heeheeheehee… David was… bwahahahahaha… David was… bwahahahahahahah… He was… was… hweeehehehe… David was going down on me… bwahahahahahahaha… and… and… bwhahahahahaha… I was just about to… hehehe… to… hahahahaha… just about to _come_, bwhahahahahah… and then… _snerk_ just as I was about to… heheheehehehehe I let this… hahahah… _huge_ fart… bwhahahahahahah… like… “BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!” hahahahahahah… and his face was right there! Haahahah… and… hahaha… wait… wait… hahahaha… I _blew him against the wall!_ Hahahahah _Right against the wall!_ hahahaha! He knocked over the bookshelf! Ahh… umm… I guess you had to be there. G’night.”
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> I wish I could have seen the look on my face.

Ow…oww… hurts to laugh…OMG…

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-i-am-farting-like-a-motherfuck/305321/23 "2005-05-27T03:12:55Z")

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Which is why when those of us in south central PA let one rip that makes a good exhaust note we say, “Mouse on a Harley!” My daughter always laughs. 😃

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