# Holy shit!!!!!!! not for the week hearted!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245 "2003-07-13T22:54:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![DdDHellspawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5e925/32.png) [@DdDHellspawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DdDHellspawn)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/1 "2003-07-13T22:54:02Z")
This just boggles my mind and makes me sick, so I thought I’d share it with you. 😃 [enter at your own risk](http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6745540%5E13762,00.html) :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: I don’t even know how to comment on this. ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/2 "2003-07-13T23:04:09Z")
Ahh, it’s just a publicity stunt for _Hannibal: The Return_. _grin_ ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/3 "2003-07-13T23:05:19Z")
I’m annoyed that they didn’t include any recipes, I mean, what is the fucking point of having voices in your head if they can’t even suggest a little white wine, some garlic and tarragon? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/4 "2003-07-13T23:06:40Z")
What does it taste like? That’s what I really want to know. ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/5 "2003-07-13T23:07:38Z")
I can’t find the thread at the moment, but this is not the first thread we’ve had, disturbingly enough, about someone eating his own penis. Of course, this gentleman ate it raw, whereas, if I remember correctly, the previous one cooked it first. ---
**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/6 "2003-07-13T23:08:45Z")
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: what I wanna know is why the ‘putz!’ smiley is named ‘wally’. What did anyone ever do to deserve that? IDBB ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/7 "2003-07-13T23:09:18Z")
Ah. [Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=174724&highlight=cook+penis) the thread I was thinking of. ---
**Author:** ![presidebt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c37758/32.png) [@presidebt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/presidebt)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/8 "2003-07-13T23:10:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*What does it taste like? That’s what I really want to know. \*\* Chicken pot pie. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/9 "2003-07-13T23:11:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FisherQueen \* > \*\*Of course, this gentleman ate it raw, whereas, if I remember correctly, the previous one cooked it first. \*\* Actually, no, he did have the sense to fry it first. > [@](#): > > A MALAYSIAN man sliced off his own penis, then fried and ate it after taking hallucinatory pills that caused him to hear voices urging him to mutilate himself, police said today. ---
**Author:** ![malkavia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malkavia/32/5621_2.png) [@malkavia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malkavia)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/10 "2003-07-13T23:13:54Z")
I shall print this thread out and hand it to the next twat who says “Duuuuuude, I can’t believe you’ve never done hallucinagens, maaaan.” ---
**Author:** ![Monster104](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/11 "2003-07-13T23:19:12Z")
> [@](#): > > what I wanna know is why the ‘putz!’ smiley is named ‘wally’. What did anyone ever do to deserve that? It is in honor of a much-missed poster. Do a search for WallyM7 and read some of his threads, they are quite hilarious. (I was new on the boards then, if you’re lucky someone will be along to give you links to his best threads). ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/12 "2003-07-14T00:01:59Z")
Eh, I’m pretty skeptical. For one thing, there are precisely zero proper names in the article: not the name of the “victim”, the police officer who found him, or the doctors who treated him. Particularly suspicious is that the police spokesman only spoke to the press on “customary condition of anonymity.” Huh? So the police force has a spokesman, but no one know who it is? A “spokeman” is an official position; did they mean “informant?” Why would he need to be annonymous in this situation, anyway? It’s not like the case has something to do with internal affairs or would reflect badly on the police force or the Malaysian government: it’s just some whacko out in the boonies who cut his own willie off. Why the annonymity? It’s also telling that they don’t mention _what_ drug he was using, which ought to be the most important information in the story. I’ve used more than a few drugs in my life, but I’d still steer clear of anything that was known to have the side effect of genital self-cannibalization. Also, it seems odd that he’d take the drugs and then go to sleep, thereby missing out on all the hallucinations, which (one would assume) were the point of taking the drugs in the first place. Admittedly, your run of the mill, hard-core penis-frying druggie isn’t all that bright in general, but they’re usually pretty keen when it comes to getting the most out of their drug habit. Spending money on a drug just to sleep through the high sounds very unlikely to me. This sounds to me like standard, clumsy anti-drug propaganda, of the same calibur as those old urban legends about babysitters who get stoned and accidentally microwave the baby. Five’ll get you twenty that this never happened. ---
**Author:** ![BraheSilver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@BraheSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BraheSilver)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/13 "2003-07-14T00:15:52Z")
> [@](#): > > This sounds to me like standard, clumsy anti-drug propaganda, of the same calibur as those old urban legends about babysitters who get stoned and accidentally microwave the baby. Five’ll get you twenty that this never happened. You’re right. It was [the mother](http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/babysit.htm). Yeah, I know it’s not drugs. But I couldn’t resist. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/14 "2003-07-14T02:18:21Z")
[Toe sandwich](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_791522.html), anyone? ---
**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/15 "2003-07-14T02:34:34Z")
“Where on Earth is Carmen Sandiego” comes on at 7:00 AM on Saturday in New York. I’m not sure if that’s the original or some spiffy new take on it, although, from what I’ve seen, it looks much the same. ---
**Author:** ![karomon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@karomon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/karomon)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/16 "2003-07-14T02:37:26Z")
Eek! Wrong thread altogether. LOL, Sorry about that. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/17 "2003-07-14T02:59:55Z")
Cripes, for a second I thought it was the hallucinogens kicking in. ---
**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/18 "2003-07-14T03:29:40Z")
Darn, and I thought **karomon** meant that _Carmen Sandiego_ was going to get a clue to chase the criminal to: The southeast Asian country where a man recently fried his penis. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/19 "2003-07-14T06:07:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*What does it taste like? That’s what I really want to know. \*\* ::must resist urge to go for the cheap joke:: ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/20 "2003-07-14T07:19:59Z")
Sounds to me like the old _Tube Steak Tartare_. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245.md?page=2)