# Holy shit!!!!!!! not for the week hearted!!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 13, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245 "2003-07-13T22:54:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Antonius\_Block](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Antonius\_Block](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antonius_Block)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 9:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/21 "2003-07-14T09:42:52Z")
Hoping to find out more details, I ran a Google search on **Sitiawan penis** (Sitiawan is the city in Malaysia where the OP-linked event occurred). The first Google result had obviously changed since the Googlebot archived it (no “penis”), so I went to the cached version. It’s a “Men Seeking Women in Malaysia” personal ad page. Halfway down the page, the ad placed by one guy in Kuala Lumpur is titled: > [@](#): > > **I have a hot and ready to serve penis** So, it’s obviously a local culinary delicacy. 😃 (One of my favorite local restaurants is Malaysian / Singaporean / Indonesian. I’m going to be reading the menu _very_ carefully in the future, I can tell you.) ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/22 "2003-07-14T12:01:36Z")
I’m more week_end_-hearted, myself. As for the story at hand… well, yuck. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/23 "2003-07-14T15:15:44Z")
EGADS! Reverse bobbitism! ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/24 "2003-07-14T15:33:31Z")
I’m with **Miller**. I can believe that someone would cut off his penis and eat it as the result of some kind of sexual fetish, like in the thread **Fisher Queen** linked to. But after having seen so many of these anti-drug cautionary tales debunked (tripping girl thought she was an orange and tried to peel herself, etc.) I have a hard time believing this story as presented. ---
**Author:** ![Trigonal\_Planar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/0ea827/32.png) [@Trigonal\_Planar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trigonal_Planar)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/25 "2003-07-14T19:39:32Z")
I read somewhere that woman in Malaysia will cut off their cheatin’ husbands’ penii and send them off tied to helium balloons. At least that’s what the people on Fark say. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/26 "2003-07-14T21:40:19Z")
> [@](#): > > I’d still steer clear of anything that was known to have the side effect of genital self-cannibalization A good policy. I will adopt it myself. > [@](#): > > EGADS! Reverse bobbitism! Actually, I think it would be auto-bobbitism. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/27 "2003-07-14T23:31:16Z")
Actually, Vibe, I think you’re right. ---
**Author:** ![Bandanaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3ab097/32.png) [@Bandanaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bandanaman)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/28 "2003-07-14T23:40:30Z")
So what’d he do with his nuts? Gotta have nuts with your fried penis. Those wacky Malaysians. ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/29 "2003-07-15T03:36:54Z")
Oh this is so stupid! Back in the day, I did my share-and-then-some of hallucinogens and nobody _ever_… **OH MY FRICKIN’ GOD!! WHERE ARE MY TITS??** [sub]Whew…there they are…tucked into my waistband, where they should be.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/30 "2003-07-15T04:03:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > \*\*(tripping girl thought she was an orange and tried to peel herself, etc.) \*\* Got a link? That sounds funnier than the penis muncher. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/31 "2003-07-15T13:14:29Z")
What a coincidence. After searching for ‘penis cut off’ on google, I found an article about Lorena Bobbit. I read that she was killed in a car accident. Some dick cut her off. ---
**Author:** ![cuauhtemoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecb155/32.png) [@cuauhtemoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cuauhtemoc)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2003, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/32 "2003-07-15T14:37:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weirddave \* > \*\*Got a link? That sounds funnier than the penis muncher. \*\* [Not exactly what I described](http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/orange.htm), but as Snopes shows, the story has been through so many permutations there really is no “authoritative version” of this particular Urban Legend. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/33 "2003-07-16T01:37:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by cuauhtemoc \* > \*\*But after having seen so many of these anti-drug cautionary tales debunked (tripping girl thought she was an orange and tried to peel herself, etc.) I have a hard time believing this story as presented. \*\* I was ever so glad to see the [acid=window](http://www.snopes.com/horrors/drugs/linklttr.htm) one debunked. When I was a kid and a teenagers ('70s and '80s), that was the drug propaganda equivalent of “Don’t run with a stick; you’ll put out your eye.” “Don’t drop acid; you’ll jump out a window.” No maybe, no variables, just, if you drop acid, you’ll immediately go to the window. :wally, indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/34 "2003-07-16T01:43:57Z")
But, is penis white meat, dark meat, or red meat? This is what I need to know. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/35 "2003-07-16T03:02:36Z")
Did somebody say [cliched drug-horror propaganda?](http://216.232.71.251/~larry/miscpics/bushdog.jpg) A certain person who is at this very moment sitting in the very same chair that I am took “heroic doses” of LSD every three days for almost a decade. This person’s anecdotal evidence suggests that even mundane food preparation tasks were avoided under while the influence. Making a rue as a basis for a cream sauce, for example, while easy enough to undertake without batting an eye in the cold light of day, takes on a distinctly oogy quality when everything’s all wiggly. Sauteeing your own genitals? That’s a lot to ask. Even if you’d scheduled the menu a week in advance, once you’ve got a headful of hallucinogens you’re gonna dig around in the fridge for something ready-to-eat that has the least alarming appearance and texture possible. Never mind your friend’s offer of home-made burritos. “Are you mad?! I can’t handle _bean paste_ right now… please, get it away from my face!” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245/36 "2003-07-16T03:07:26Z")
> [@](#): > > tasks were avoided under while the influence. I meant to do that. :twitch: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-not-for-the-week-hearted/188245.md?page=1)