# Holy. Shit. (Or; SONIC PORN?!) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 22, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078 "2003-07-22T02:42:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/21 "2003-07-22T10:59:02Z")
Hmmph. Just last week I make a [thread in Cafe Society](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=198644) linking to a [site](http://www.codehappy.net/bmemories) which is chock full of ruined childhood, mainly in form of slash or erotic fan art. And how many replies does it get? Zero. It’s got more than Sonic porn! Sonic porn’s tame! It’s got The Little Prince porn, people! LITTLE PRINCE PORN! (Or rather, it links to it - the site’s work safe, though the links more often than not aren’t) It’s also got [“Bart Gets The Burdizzo”.](http://www.codehappy.net/bmemories/memories.cgi?action=2&board=0&subject=679716795&id=322493524) > [@](#): > > ANYTHING that has a fan base and slash potential (defined as at least two male characters who are not already in a relationship) will have slash written about it. Especially if the male characters hate each other - Zim/Dib slash (based on Invader Zim, of course) as a horrifying example. ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/22 "2003-07-22T12:29:55Z")
My new standard for “WHY? WHY?” is HP giant squid slash. Just… no. ---
**Author:** ![sotally\_tober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/46a35a/32.png) [@sotally\_tober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sotally_tober)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/23 "2003-07-22T13:13:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shade \* > \*\*My new standard for “WHY? WHY?” is HP giant squid slash. Just… no. \*\* Oh, man. Now _I_ can’t sleep. ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/24 "2003-07-22T13:32:18Z")
HP Giant Squid Slash? I’ve seen worse. And I just cheerfully opened Derleth’s e-mail about the two sites and said “Huh.” But the picture of someone looking at the Little Prince, fergawdsake and saying “Ooh, yaoi bait” simply boggles the human mind. (yaoi is an anime term for m/m slash… just works so well here) ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/25 "2003-07-22T14:10:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Loopus \* > \*\*Easy thar on the punctuation, pardner. > > Sonic the Hedgehog porn shocks you? How long have you been on the Internet? \*\* More “very unpleasantly surprise.” Gandalf/Balrog slash et al. makes me laugh hysterically. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/26 "2003-07-22T14:15:06Z")
Derleth > [@](#): > > The Internet is Gonzo Libertarianism in action, with little regard for any value system but the free exchange of information. I believe you meant to say “anarchy”, and not libertarianism — the latter advocates strong government. If you will agree to keep that straight, then I will agree to keep hackers/crackers straight. > [@](#): > > For every fetish, there is a website, moral or not, legal or not. I do believe that a domain is still available for folks with a syphilis fetish. ---
**Author:** ![Misery\_Loves\_Co](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Misery\_Loves\_Co](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misery_Loves_Co)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/27 "2003-07-22T14:47:01Z")
Syphilis fetish? I’m personally convinced that if you look hard enough, you could find a site devoted to fetishists who are into chopping their sexual organs off with modified cuisinarts while skydiving in Strawberry Shortcake costumes. Or maybe I’ve just given TMI . . . ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/28 "2003-07-22T15:00:04Z")
[hijack] I’ve recently read (thank you, Dave Langford) that the term _slash_ originates from Star Trek fan fiction, specifically Kirk/Spock pairings (see the slash there?), a.k.a. KirkSpocking. True or UL? I’m too frightened to Google on that particular subject… [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Keek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Keek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keek)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/29 "2003-07-22T15:11:11Z")
Cartoon porn is old hat. They’ve moved onto bloody aubergines now. [http://vegetable.0rgy.net/](http://vegetable.0rgy.net/) ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/30 "2003-07-22T18:11:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Libertarian \* > \*\*Derleth > > I believe you meant to say “anarchy”, and not libertarianism — the latter advocates strong government. If you will agree to keep that straight, then I will agree to keep hackers/crackers straight.\*\* Ya got me, Lib. I was wrong. (And I _do_ understand the difference, having explained it a few times on this very board. Which makes this embarrasing.) And it’s real big of you to promise to not call me a criminal. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/31 "2003-07-22T18:19:46Z")
Y’all should see the weird shit at alt.binaries.nospam.toons! I’ve been a lurker there for a long time but lately I’ve been wondering why I bother. Some of those artists are really good, Zimmerman in particular, but all too often I find myself skipping over pics. There are some things that I do _not_ need to see. [Tentacle porn](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=199037&highlight=tentacle+porn), various orgies (Simpsons, Alvin & the Chipmunks, Disney girls, etc.), you get the idea. The other day, some pedophile scum even spammed Photoshopped pics of Emma Watson! ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/32 "2003-07-22T18:23:24Z")
Derleth > [@](#): > > And it’s real big of you to promise to not call me a criminal. Well, fair is fair. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/33 "2003-07-22T22:52:49Z")
Well, I have yet to see claymation Davey-and-Goliath slash. (And no, I’m not asking for a link, if one exists.) ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/34 "2003-07-23T00:18:40Z")
Probably exists. Same thing with Sonic/mario slash. GUH! ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/35 "2003-07-23T05:08:35Z")
Not only is it disgusting, all devotees of Nanny Ogg know that the concept itself is quite [inaccurate](http://gaspodesguide.users.btopenworld.com/songs/hedgehog5.html). ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/36 "2003-07-23T05:36:45Z")
That made my day, Doghouse Reilly. I already regret this, but do they have Monsters Inc. slash? They must, huh? Not that I want a link. ---
**Author:** ![Tanaqui](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Tanaqui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanaqui)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/37 "2003-07-23T06:16:01Z")
> [@](#): > > [hijack] > > I’ve recently read (thank you, Dave Langford) that the term slash originates from Star Trek fan fiction, specifically Kirk/Spock pairings (see the slash there?), a.k.a. KirkSpocking. True or UL? I’m too frightened to Google on that particular subject… > > [/hijack] Um, yeah. This is a surprise to you after what you’ve read in this thread? Heh. Personally, I find that pairing a little weird. I mean, isn’t Spock an alien?! Doesn’t he have, like, green blood? I know bugger all about Star Trek, but I was pretty sure that was the case… I don’t see much Kirk/Spock slash being written these days though. No tears shed on my part. I’ve never heard the term “KirkSpocking,” though it cracks me up. And now for your no-doubt delighted perusal, a short list of some of the most popular slashed shows: X-Files (Mulder/Krycek, Mulder/Skinner) Buffy and Angel (Angel/Spike/Xander/Wesley/Gunn/Giles/Lindsay/Oz) (umm, not all at once) Smallville (Clark/Lex) Highlander (Duncan/Methos) There’s also a lot of Harry Potter slash… which I don’t really dig at all. Now that I have corrupted your innocence forever… My personal “not so much icky as just WTF pairing award”: Alex Krycek from X-Files/Prince Caspian from Narnia (!!??) ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/38 "2003-07-23T06:25:50Z")
I was forwarded a link to a site that included 7th heaven and Touched by an Angel fanfiction once. I admit that made me laugh a bit. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/39 "2003-07-23T06:38:15Z")
What’s with you people who are shocked at the idea of Rescue Rangers slash/porn? Am I the only one who had a major crush on Gadget when I was like 6 or so? ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/40 "2003-07-23T06:48:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*What’s with you people who are shocked at the idea of Rescue Rangers slash/porn? Am I the only one who had a major crush on Gadget when I was like 6 or so? \*\* Yes. Yes, you are. You are sick and wrong and must leave us forever. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078.md?page=3)