# Holy. Shit. (Or; SONIC PORN?!) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 22, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078 "2003-07-22T02:42:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/41 "2003-07-23T06:50:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*What’s with you people who are shocked at the idea of Rescue Rangers slash/porn? Am I the only one who had a major crush on Gadget when I was like 6 or so? \*\* Having a crush on her = not abnormal. Well, not frighteningly abnormal, anyway. Creating a website devoted to erotic literature and illustrations about Gadget having sex with her fellow chipmunk coworkers = abnormal. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/42 "2003-07-23T10:09:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tanaqui \* > \*\*Um, yeah. This is a surprise to you after what you’ve read in this thread? \*\* That it exists? Not even remotely surprising. The question was whether the Kirk/Spock fiction _originated_ the term “slash”. On that subject, you might enjoy this little bit of [Enterprise](http://www.brunching.com/enterpriseslash.html) slash. ;)\*\* > [@](#): > > Now that I have corrupted your innocence forever…\*\* Hah. It’s far, far too late for that.\*\* > [@](#): > > My personal “not so much icky as just WTF pairing award”: > > Alex Krycek from X-Files/Prince Caspian from Narnia (!!??) \*\* 😕 I concur: WTF? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/43 "2003-07-23T10:30:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tanaqui \* > \*\* > > Alex Krycek from X-Files/Prince Caspian from Narnia (!!??) \*\* Blasphemy! For soiling my eyes and brain, I banish you to the wood of worlds with nary a yellow or green ring to be seen. do you have the link handy? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/44 "2003-07-23T12:44:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > \*\*What’s with you people who are shocked at the idea of Rescue Rangers slash/porn? Am I the only one who had a major crush on Gadget when I was like 6 or so? \*\* Some guys still have a crush on Gadget. [Ray Jones](http://members.tripod.com/jonescientific/), for example. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/45 "2003-07-23T12:51:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > \*\*Creating a website devoted to erotic literature and illustrations about Gadget having sex with her fellow chipmunk coworkers = abnormal. \*\* How about Gadget disrobing for Buster Bunny? I have seen such a pic, yes. At least the artist shrank Buster down to mouse size. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/46 "2003-07-23T18:04:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doghouse Reilly \* > \*\*Not only is it disgusting, all devotees of Nanny Ogg know that the concept itself is quite [inaccurate](http://gaspodesguide.users.btopenworld.com/songs/hedgehog5.html). \*\* Actually, the hedgehog’s the one doing the buggering. The two-tailed fox is the one being buggered. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/47 "2003-07-24T03:50:58Z")
The Thunderkittens were organizing a game of capture the flag. That was when everybody realized that Snarf was missing! Had he been kidnapped by Mum-Ra or the mutants? Lion-O ordered the cats to search the lair. He was the one to find Snarf. He was sitting in a dark storage room, crying “Sob, sob, sobshnyarf.” “What’s wrong, Snarf?” asked Lion-O. The little fellow jumped. A look of surprise ran across his features. It was followed by a look of shame. “The kittens are sneaky. Panthro is strong. Cheetara is fast. Tigro is smart. You have the Sword of Omens. But, sob, shnarf, what am I good for?” Lion-O smiled and a gleam came into his eyes. He knelt and embraced his friend with one arm. He began to disrobe with the other. “Oh, Snarf! You have a special job. I need you in a way I don’t need the others.” ``` "Really?" "Really." said Lion-O as he licked the tears from Snarf's face. Shocked again, Snarf jumped again. He was stunned. But, he was also intrigued. His sadness went away, replaced by a curiosity and a strange hunger. Snarf began to run his paws over Lion-O's muscular chest. Without thinking, he began to sing ``` “Feel the magic, hear the roar! ThunderCats are loose!” Lion-O dropped the last of his clothing and kissed Snarf deeply. ``` "That's right, Snarf. You're about to feel the magic and I'm gonna make you roar." Snarf's heart beat violently as he whispered "Take me, Lion-O shnyarf!" ``` ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/48 "2003-07-24T05:10:57Z")
!!! Why SNARF? ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/49 "2003-07-24T05:18:43Z")
Because I was worried you wouldn’t appreciate the profound bond between Vulture Man and Monkian. To us ThunderSlash fans, it’s clear that the constant abuse from Slythe and Mum-Ra has driven them to seek solace in each other’s arms. But, I figured most people would just see it as some kind of sick joke. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/50 "2003-07-24T06:14:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Doghouse Reilly \* > Not only is it disgusting, all devotees of Nanny Ogg know that the concept itself is quite [inaccurate](http://gaspodesguide.users.btopenworld.com/songs/hedgehog5.html). The terrible part is that I know the tune to that song (the original refrain is “If you can’t get buggered on Saturday night/You can’t get buggered at all!”), so now it’s _stuck in my head_. You will pay for this, **Reilly**. 😉 This only thing that’s really made go :eek: in this thread is the HP/giant squid slash. Knowing a little too much about giant squid probably doesn’t help–did you know that they have sharp, serrated, hole-saw looking things on their tentacles? Ouch. Now, concerning anthropomorphic fox porn…I have to admit that I’ve seen some renderings of kitsune that I quite liked. I hesitate to use the phrase in this thread but, “Hot as a fresh-fucked fox in a forest fire” comes to mind. Hedgehogs are right out, though. ---
**Author:** ![TeaRoses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@TeaRoses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaRoses)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/51 "2003-07-24T06:51:57Z")
> [@](#): > > This only thing that’s really made go in this thread is the HP/giant squid slash. I was just wondering how we even know it’s slash… I mean what is the gender of that squid? But ever since I saw the summary of the HP fic about the goat nothing has shocked me anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078/52 "2003-07-24T15:18:17Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Smeghead \* > \*\*Creating a website devoted to erotic literature and illustrations about Gadget having sex with her fellow chipmunk coworkers = abnormal. \*\* What?!? Are you kidding? If Chip and/or Dale had internet access they would have written these sites their damn selves! I mean you could almost SEE the content of these pages just oozing out of their heads whenever they even freaking LOOKED at her on the show. The writers of that show fully intended for people to get the erotic overtones from the interactions there. The fact that someone actually did what a Disney artist couldn’t and drew and published them is not suprising at all. Enjoy, Steven [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-or-sonic-porn/190078.md?page=2)