# Holy shit the chick in the consumertips.org ads on sdmb is hot as hell **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829 "2010-05-17T22:59:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/1 "2010-05-17T22:59:32Z")
Has anyone noticed that the ad that comes up right after the first post has an incredibly hot chick on it? The one i see is for ipads for 80% off or something but the chick on there is smoking ass hot. Wow. Carry on. If you don’t seed her just refresh until you do. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/2 "2010-05-17T23:02:39Z")
> [@Cubsfan](#): > > If you don’t seed her just refresh until you do. Freudian slip much? ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/3 "2010-05-17T23:03:54Z")
😕 I don’t see a website for [consumertips.org](http://consumertips.org). ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/4 "2010-05-17T23:09:33Z")
Quail before my mighty Google-Fu! [Melissa Theuriau](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=Melissa+Theuriau&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g2&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=) ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/5 "2010-05-17T23:11:42Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > Quail before my mighty Google-Fu! :bowing: Yes, very pretty! Which is the picture in the ad? ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/6 "2010-05-17T23:13:05Z")
Well, now I’ve refreshed again, but going from memory, it’s [this one](http://bostanciogludevran.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/meliss.jpg) or one very like it. ---
**Author:** ![Cubsfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Cubsfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cubsfan)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/7 "2010-05-17T23:17:59Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > Quail before my mighty Google-Fu! > [Melissa Theuriau](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=Melissa+Theuriau&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g2&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=) That’s her. Wow she’s a babe. Is she a real reporter or something? ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/8 "2010-05-17T23:20:54Z")
It must be sheer hell to be a man ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/9 "2010-05-17T23:21:05Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > Quail before my mighty Google-Fu! > [Melissa Theuriau](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&q=Melissa+Theuriau&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g2&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=) Am I wrong for thinking the breastfeeding pic is smoking, smoking hot? ---
**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/10 "2010-05-17T23:23:50Z")
French reporter. Youtube ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/11 "2010-05-17T23:26:18Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > It must be sheer hell to be a man 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/12 "2010-05-17T23:43:17Z")
She looks like a pretty normal blonde to me. Nothing exciting, unique or other such thing to differentiate her from the crowd. Meh. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/13 "2010-05-17T23:45:40Z")
I don’t have incredibly warped standards as to what makes a woman attractive but I agree with **Bees**. Meh. ---
**Author:** ![xash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/c6cbf5/32.png) [@xash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xash)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/14 "2010-05-17T23:46:54Z")
“**Holy shit the chick in the [consumertips.org](http://consumertips.org) ads on sdmb is hot as hell**” TURN OFF THE ADBLOCKERS EVERYONE!!!11111!!!ONE!!!ELEVEN!!!AND SHIT!!! ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/15 "2010-05-18T00:17:33Z")
> [@xash](#): > > “**Holy shit the chick in the [consumertips.org](http://consumertips.org) ads on sdmb is hot as hell**” > > TURN OFF THE ADBLOCKERS EVERYONE!!!11111!!!ONE!!!ELEVEN!!!AND SHIT!!! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/16 "2010-05-18T00:24:27Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > 😕 Really? My comment thoroughly confounds you? Well, okay. It must be hell to have it programmed in your psyche to have such a reaction to a halfway decent looking girl on the internet.\* \*Of course women notice good looking men so let’s not have a dozen or so comments about how WOMEN DO IT TOO!!!11. I’m just surprised how often I see men talk about a “hot chick” in an ad, a commercial, etc etc. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/17 "2010-05-18T00:29:57Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Really? My comment thoroughly confounds you? Well, okay. > > It must be hell to have it programmed in your psyche to have such a reaction to a halfway decent looking girl on the internet.\* > > \*Of course women notice good looking men so let’s not have a dozen or so comments about how WOMEN DO IT TOO!!!11. I’m just surprised how often I see men talk about a “hot chick” in an ad, a commercial, etc etc. As I said, the woman the OP is talking about is definitely meh. But what if we were talking about an [_actually_ attractive female](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Kv-KYpD10&feature=PlayList&p=7883EA26AF5F40EC&playnext_from=PL&index=19)? Yes, I mostly am posting so I can link to that commercial. That girl, damn! I won’t even make it to my bunk before giving in to temptation! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/18 "2010-05-18T00:33:32Z")
[and this is what her husband looks like](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jamel_Debbouze_C%C3%A9sars.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/19 "2010-05-18T00:34:10Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Really? My comment thoroughly confounds you? Well, okay. > > It must be hell to have it programmed in your psyche to have such a reaction to a halfway decent looking girl on the internet.\* > > \*Of course women notice good looking men so let’s not have a dozen or so comments about how WOMEN DO IT TOO!!!11. I’m just surprised how often I see men talk about a “hot chick” in an ad, a commercial, etc etc. It must be sheer hell to be a woman. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/20 "2010-05-18T00:36:17Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > As I said, the woman the OP is talking about is definitely meh. > > But what if we were talking about an [_actually_ attractive female](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Kv-KYpD10&feature=PlayList&p=7883EA26AF5F40EC&playnext_from=PL&index=19)? > > Yes, I mostly am posting so I can link to that commercial. That girl, damn! I won’t even make it to my bunk before giving in to temptation! 😛 The girl in that video is meh. Melissa is very hot. Different strokes for different folks I guess. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829.md?page=2)