# Holy shit the chick in the consumertips.org ads on sdmb is hot as hell **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829 "2010-05-17T22:59:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Fake\_Tales\_of\_San\_Francisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8491ac/32.png) [@Fake\_Tales\_of\_San\_Francisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fake_Tales_of_San_Francisco)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/41 "2010-05-18T07:20:50Z")
The makeup is really off putting on practically every picture of her. Same with the lass in the PJ commercial. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/42 "2010-05-18T08:12:35Z")
They’re using pretty models now to sell products and/or services? ALERT THE PRESSES. ---
**Author:** ![gazpacho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/6f9a4e/32.png) [@gazpacho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gazpacho)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/43 "2010-05-18T13:49:02Z")
They are blatantly stealing images from French TV to promote weight loss scams. I wonder why the network where she works doesn’t try to stop these ads. You can’t really think that she or the network is being paid to endorse weight loss scams. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/44 "2010-05-18T13:59:38Z")
Young woman on college from home commercial = pretty. Melissa Theuriau = pretty on a whole other level. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/45 "2010-05-18T14:28:48Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > Young woman on college from home commercial = pretty. > Melissa Theuriau = pretty on a whole other level. Yup, and higher up that list is **Sleeps with Butterflies** , whose opinion about how men react to attractive women is likely colored by the fact that she is quite attractive herself. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/46 "2010-05-18T14:30:47Z")
Meh, she’s okay. I’ll take Crystal from the Microsoft Windows 7 ad over her any day of the week. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/47 "2010-05-18T14:45:46Z")
> [@gazpacho](#): > > They are blatantly stealing images from French TV to promote weight loss scams. It could backfire on them. Guys, you do not want to look directly at this woman. I recommend one of those pinhole boxes like you use for viewing an eclipse. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/48 "2010-05-18T17:25:18Z")
> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#): > > Meh, she’s okay. I’ll take Crystal from the Microsoft Windows 7 ad over her any day of the week. Damn man, you can’t bring up a new girl without pics. Read the handbook sometime about this stuff man, shit. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/49 "2010-05-18T17:28:01Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Damn man, you can’t bring up a new girl without pics. Read the handbook sometime about this stuff man, shit. How about a [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLAO9YnlJSU)? ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/50 "2010-05-18T17:33:37Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > How about a [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLAO9YnlJSU)? Yes, videos are better than mere pictures. Also yes, she’s quite attractive, still better than the OP girl but still not better than my pajama-ed girl. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/51 "2010-05-18T21:35:20Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > Yup, and higher up that list is **Sleeps with Butterflies** , whose opinion about how men react to attractive women is likely colored by the fact that she is quite attractive herself. You say this, yet her picture is not in the Doper Picture Collection. Unfair! ---
**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2010, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/52 "2010-05-18T22:23:15Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > How about a [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLAO9YnlJSU)? [10s…Lots of them…Boatloads of them…as far as the eye can see.](http://www.maxim.com/girls/girls-of-maxim) ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/53 "2010-05-19T00:27:48Z")
> [@Agent\_Foxtrot](#): > > Meh, she’s okay. I’ll take Crystal from the Microsoft Windows 7 ad over her any day of the week. You should watch **Gossip Girl**. This Crystal chick looks a lot like Leighton Meester. ---
**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/54 "2010-05-19T00:43:15Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > How about a [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLAO9YnlJSU)? Crystal gets a meh from me - she looks like a typical slightly annoying British girl to me. I walk past hundreds like her on the Tube. We now return you to your scheduled objectification of the female gender… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/55 "2010-05-19T00:57:11Z")
This was hilarious. Thank you, sir! 🙂 > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Guys, you do not want to look directly at this woman. I recommend one of those pinhole boxes like you use for viewing an eclipse. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/56 "2010-05-19T01:04:45Z")
Yeah, well I remember the good old days when sleeps would share with us all the pictures of her with her cock. It was so pretty that everyone wanted to touch it. Men, women, even the little kids were in awe. And then some asshole broke it. We still mourn for sleeps’ cock. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/57 "2010-05-19T01:27:22Z")
I do miss that cock. ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/58 "2010-05-20T00:10:03Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > Really? My comment thoroughly confounds you? Well, okay. > > It must be hell to have it programmed in your psyche to have such a reaction to a halfway decent looking girl on the internet.\* > > \*Of course women notice good looking men so let’s not have a dozen or so comments about how WOMEN DO IT TOO!!!11. I’m just surprised how often I see men talk about a “hot chick” in an ad, a commercial, etc etc. If I may inject a note of undue seriousness into the conversation…One element that seems to me to be a difference in the approaches of (heterosexual) men and women to an attractive member of the appropriate sex is that – and this is of course a generalization – men want to know the name of the object of their interest, whereas women may admire the person or image in a distant sort of way but they’re not serious about wanting to know the name or form any sort of even the most miniscule, temporary attachment. It’s not just a matter of wanting to Google the chick later – guys always want to know who that chick is, what’s her name? Women tend more toward “the poolboy is cute.” I’m not really sure why this should be this way (assuming for the sake of argument I’m onto something). Maybe it’s because men are more used to having to make the effort of pursuit, and even someone they will never meet and have no chance of pursuing still triggers their impulse to gather data about any possible love interest, even if fantasy. The female approach is more realistic, of course. Edit: this very thread provides an example – some of the men are asking “who _is_ that? I _must_ know,” and **Sleeps with Butterflies** is calling her “a halfway decent looking girl on the internet” even after the name is known. ---
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/59 "2010-05-20T04:41:21Z")
Haha, what a coincidence! Just today I was thinking, “man that girl is gorgeous” after seeing her picture 8 billion times. I googled “[consumertipsdigest.com](http://consumertipsdigest.com) girl” and didn’t get anything . . . thanks for the name! I’m kind of surprised she’s French. She looks a lot like girls I went to school with . . . and I’m from Georgia . . . Oh, and I’m a hetero chick. But she is stunning. Totally my “type.” ---
**Author:** ![Gestalt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/90ced4/32.png) [@Gestalt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gestalt)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/60 "2010-05-20T04:43:11Z")
And holy cow she’s a for-real legit journalist too! This girl has got the whole package. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829.md?page=4)