# Holy shit the chick in the consumertips.org ads on sdmb is hot as hell **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 17, 2010, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829 "2010-05-17T22:59:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/61 "2010-05-20T13:29:53Z")
> [@Sailboat](#): > > If I may inject a note of undue seriousness into the conversation…One element that seems to me to be a difference in the approaches of (heterosexual) men and women to an attractive member of the appropriate sex is that – and this is of course a generalization – men want to know the name of the object of their interest, whereas women may admire the person or image in a distant sort of way but they’re not serious about wanting to know the name or form any sort of even the most miniscule, temporary attachment. It’s not just a matter of wanting to Google the chick later – guys always want to know who that chick is, what’s her name? Women tend more toward “the poolboy is cute.” > > I’m not really sure why this should be this way (assuming for the sake of argument I’m onto something). Maybe it’s because men are more used to having to make the effort of pursuit, and even someone they will never meet and have no chance of pursuing still triggers their impulse to gather data about any possible love interest, even if fantasy. \*\*The female approach is more realistic, of course. > \*\* > Edit: this very thread provides an example – some of the men are asking “who _is_ that? I _must_ know,” and **Sleeps with Butterflies** is calling her “a halfway decent looking girl on the internet” even after the name is known. Bolding mine. Why is the female approach more realistic? Not offended, just asking. ---
**Author:** ![Heckity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a5b964/32.png) [@Heckity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heckity)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/62 "2010-05-20T15:07:13Z")
Wow **Sailboat** , I think you’re on to something. For years I have heard that “insert male name” asked who I was. I always thought it was to bring a quicker sense of familiarity, as in they could begin a conversation by addressing me by name. When I asked my husband if he was attracted to me before we were introduced, he replied, “Well I asked x who you were”. I never quite understood that before. It didn’t really answer my question - but it signified he had some interest in me - I guess it makes sense that it’s data gathering. That would make a really interesting study (assuming one hasn’t been done already). ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/63 "2010-05-20T15:21:33Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > As I said, the woman the OP is talking about is definitely meh. > > But what if we were talking about an [_actually_ attractive female](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Kv-KYpD10&feature=PlayList&p=7883EA26AF5F40EC&playnext_from=PL&index=19)? > > Yes, I mostly am posting so I can link to that commercial. That girl, damn! I won’t even make it to my bunk before giving in to temptation! 😛 > [@Autolycus](#): > > The girl in that video is meh. Melissa is very hot. Different strokes for different folks I guess. Gotta agree with Autolycus. She’s even meher than the OP girl, who is hot but not jaw-droppingly so. You want jaw-dropping, step up to [Rebecca Romijn](http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/swimsuit/image/2002/ult_rromijn_01.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/64 "2010-05-20T15:26:28Z")
> [@gazpacho](#): > > They are blatantly stealing images from French TV to promote weight loss scams. I wonder why the network where she works doesn’t try to stop these ads. You can’t really think that she or the network is being paid to endorse weight loss scams. Her picture turns up on some of those teeth-whitening ads too. It’s probably in some banner ad clipart package somewhere. I recognize her hubby from _Amelie_ - a bit weird looking but a good actor. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/65 "2010-05-20T15:29:52Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > Gotta agree with Autolycus. She’s even meher than the OP girl, who is hot but not jaw-droppingly so. You want jaw-dropping, step up to [Rebecca Romijn](http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/swimsuit/image/2002/ult_rromijn_01.jpg). You want jaw-dropping? [Here.](http://www.theinfamousnick.com/blog/toptenwomen.html) ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/66 "2010-05-20T15:31:54Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > As I said, the woman the OP is talking about is definitely meh. > > But what if we were talking about an [_actually_ attractive female](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14Kv-KYpD10&feature=PlayList&p=7883EA26AF5F40EC&playnext_from=PL&index=19)? > > Yes, I mostly am posting so I can link to that commercial. That girl, damn! I won’t even make it to my bunk before giving in to temptation! 😛 Oh my God, it’s the Pyjama pants girl! We’ve finally found her! ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/67 "2010-05-20T15:42:06Z")
This thread reminds me of what some stand-up comedian said (a guy). Paraphrasing – “Sure, you women get horny . . . in your own little way. But your horny is the same as we guys when we’re not even thinking about it.” Oh, and while I’m at it – [Laetitia Casta](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=laetitia%20casta&rlz=1R2ADBF_zh-TW&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi). So there! ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/68 "2010-05-20T18:13:59Z")
> [@Boyo\_Jim](#): > > … You want jaw-dropping, step up to [Rebecca Romijn](http://i.cdn.turner.com/sivault/swimsuit/image/2002/ult_rromijn_01.jpg). that particular shot and angle? that’s totally Brad Pitt’s twin sister. ---
**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/69 "2010-05-20T18:19:14Z")
> [@Koxinga](#): > > Oh, and while I’m at it – [Laetitia Casta](http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&q=laetitia%20casta&rlz=1R2ADBF_zh-TW&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi). So there! What is it with Corsica and hot women ? See [Alizée](http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&rlz=1R2ADBF_zh-TW&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=alizee&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=). ---
**Author:** ![phreesh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@phreesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phreesh)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/70 "2010-05-20T19:51:01Z")
> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#): > > Young woman on college from home commercial = pretty. > Melissa Theuriau = pretty on a whole other level. I could watch Melissa’s photo all day long. She is one of the hottest women I’ve ever set eyes on. Plus, she apparently has brains. And a cute accent too! ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2010, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/71 "2010-05-20T20:07:41Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > [and this is what her husband looks like](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jamel_Debbouze_C%C3%A9sars.jpg) The Devil seriously overpaid for that man’s soul… ---
**Author:** ![Ostrya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/35a633/32.png) [@Ostrya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ostrya)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/72 "2010-05-21T00:02:25Z")
With all due respect, **Clockwork Melon** my good man, not one of your top 10 babes can hold a candle to Melissa the French newscaster. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/73 "2010-05-21T00:28:46Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > You want jaw-dropping? [Here.](http://www.theinfamousnick.com/blog/toptenwomen.html) Oh, you are good, but not good [ENOUGH](http://home.swipnet.se/hammerex/october/rebecca_romijn-stamos02.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/74 "2010-05-21T00:29:30Z")
> [@Khaki\_Campbell](#): > > What is it with Corsica and hot women ? See [Alizée](http://www.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&rlz=1R2ADBF_zh-TW&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=alizee&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=). I’ve got an idea now for a literary soft-core video, entitled _The Corsican Sisters_ . . . ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/75 "2010-05-21T00:36:51Z")
> [@the lone cashew](#): > > With all due respect, **Clockwork Melon** my good man, not one of your top 10 babes can hold a candle to Melissa the French newscaster. Hahaha. I think I’m crying a little bit. Thanks for that. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/76 "2010-05-21T06:49:02Z")
Yeah seriously. How is Dawn from Buffy and Jessica Alba not as hot as Melissa Whats-her-name? And you have 8 other picks too! My word. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/77 "2010-05-21T07:56:59Z")
I don’t get why you call this a stereotypical blond. She’s got nice darker skin that looks good, and her hair is pretty much light brown (well, the highlights are.) A stereotypical blond has super white skin (or fake tanned) with bright blond hair. Think someone from Scandinavia or, for the tanned version, try something like [this](http://www.weselectmodels.com/make_img/normal/44648_big.jpg). Most of the time I can find a pretty unflattering picture of the girls you guys go gaga for, but not this girl. Even her more candid shots look great. ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/78 "2010-05-21T10:40:01Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > [and this is what her husband looks like](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Jamel_Debbouze_C%C3%A9sars.jpg) > [@FloatyGimpy](#): > > ew Hey! That’s the guy from Amelie! [YouTube link (unfortunately without English subtitles)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v7oGY8-VNY) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/79 "2010-05-21T11:37:24Z")
> [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](#): > > Hey! That’s the guy from Amelie! > > [YouTube link (unfortunately without English subtitles)](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v7oGY8-VNY) [Yup.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12477030&postcount=64) ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829/80 "2010-05-21T17:34:22Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > I don’t get why you call this a stereotypical blond. She’s got nice darker skin that looks good, and her hair is pretty much light brown (well, the highlights are.) > > A stereotypical blond has super white skin (or fake tanned) with bright blond hair. Think someone from Scandinavia or, for the tanned version, try something like [this](http://www.weselectmodels.com/make_img/normal/44648_big.jpg). > > Most of the time I can find a pretty unflattering picture of the girls you guys go gaga for, but not this girl. Even her more candid shots look great. Nice bod. Shame about the face. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shit-the-chick-in-the-consumertips-org-ads-on-sdmb-is-hot-as-hell/539829.md?page=5)