# Holy shite, Maeglin's RIGHT!!!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 13, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157 "2003-03-13T19:34:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/1 "2003-03-13T19:34:26Z")

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Just thought you should all know.

That is all.

😃

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**Author:** ![Cyrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Cyrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyrin)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/2 "2003-03-13T19:51:50Z")

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Concerning?

(Shouldn’t you be working? :dubious: )

(Or at the very least… calling me about playing UT2003 tonight?)

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/3 "2003-03-13T19:58:41Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Çyrin \*  
> \*\*Concerning?
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> (Shouldn’t you be working? :dubious: )
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> (Or at the very least… calling me about playing UT2003 tonight?) \*\*

Nothing really. Just wanted someone to say that. 🙂

Sure, I can pencil you in. 😛

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/4 "2003-03-13T20:03:05Z")

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Max, you bastard, no boobies for you.

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**Author:** ![Cyrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Cyrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyrin)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/5 "2003-03-13T20:03:35Z")

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You’re use of a pencil is rather disconcerting! I feel as if I have not earned the permanent effects of a rather wonderful invention known as the pen!

(Perhaps I should install the bonus pack before we play… _yikes!_)

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**Author:** ![Cyrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Cyrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyrin)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/6 "2003-03-13T20:05:26Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Max, you bastard, no boobies for you.**

Can I have his ration?

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/7 "2003-03-13T20:07:24Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Maeglin \*  
> \*\*Max, you bastard, no boobies for you. \*\*

NO!!!  
:mad:  
😛

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/8 "2003-03-13T20:14:11Z")

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**Maeglin** is in charge of boobie distribution? Since when? And what’s your price?

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/9 "2003-03-13T21:28:36Z")

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I thought it ment that something to the near right of **Maeglin** was rather disturbing/amazing.  
Or perhaps his right side.

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/10 "2003-03-13T22:02:07Z")

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That’s not usual. Maeglin is _never_ right. He looks good with a foil and a mask, though.

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/11 "2003-03-13T22:11:56Z")

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God. You know, we’ve worked at toning down his ego… and now THIS?

What is this world bloody well coming to!

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**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/12 "2003-03-13T22:12:02Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \*  
> **That’s not usual. Maeglin is _never_ right.**

Always left?

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**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/13 "2003-03-13T22:12:04Z")

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Heck, I thought it meant he’d settled on the correct side of the congressional aisle.

> [@](#):
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> Maeglin is in charge of boobie distribution? Since when? And what’s your price?

And can I put in an order for one nicely rounded one to be installed dead-center on my forehead?

I’m thinking that after I do that, people (women) will stop asking, “Whassa matter, y’got boobs on the brain…?”

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-shite-maeglins-right/161157/14 "2003-03-13T22:12:51Z")

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Maeg’s not right. That would violate the very laws of the physical universe.
