# Holy Smokes! Trump Got Himself an Inauguration Pome! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 18, 2017, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444 "2017-01-18T02:10:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444/61 "2017-01-19T04:26:04Z")
> [@Battle\_Pope](#): > > “All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.” > “All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.” > “All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.” > “All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.” > [COLOR=black]“All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.”[/COLOR] > [COLOR=black][COLOR=black]“All work and no play makes Donald a dull boy.”[/COLOR][/COLOR] [this](https://www.dropbox.com/s/e75spgcb55gffaw/dullDonny.png?dl=0)? ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444/62 "2017-01-19T06:33:27Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > He looks like he’s made out of wax. Who the fuck is his interior decorator? That’s ghastly. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 7:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444/63 "2017-01-19T07:03:07Z")
It’s fortunate that Trump isn’t selecting an inaugural poem. I support the man but his taste in poetry and complete ignorance of literature would make for an embarrassing choice. I must say though that it’s amusing to see the liberals give as much credence to unsubstantiated rumors about Trump as the birthers before them on the Republican side. I do understand and even appreciate their use as material for humor but I have the distinct impression that some of you hold them as gospel truth. Maybe I’m wrong and if so I apologize. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444/64 "2017-01-19T11:44:30Z")
> [@LouisB](#): > > Donald Trump > Took a dump > Upon our constitution > And then he said > with his face bright _red_ > That was an elegant solution. I know there’s no rhyme in English for “orange”, but that’s just cheating. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444/65 "2017-01-19T12:48:56Z")
> [@aldiboronti](#): > > I must say though that it’s amusing to see the liberals give as much credence to unsubstantiated rumors about Trump as the birthers before them on the Republican side. I do understand and even appreciate their use as material for humor but I have the distinct impression that some of you hold them as gospel truth. Maybe I’m wrong and if so I apologize. I wouldn’t bother. I’m confident that you plan to continue grasping for bullshit examples of false equivalence for at least the next four years anyway. Best to keep your insincere apologies in the cavity where you store them, nestled alongside the _tu quoques_ and artificial concern and shelves laden with Questions waiting to Just be Asked. We’ll let you know if we need your help, promise. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444/66 "2017-01-19T15:24:50Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Who the fuck is his interior decorator? That’s ghastly. Auric Goldfinger ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2017, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444/67 "2017-01-19T15:34:16Z")
> [@August\_West](#): > > I’ve had that song “Lump” running through my head for weeks, excepting changing the lyrics to fit Trump. > > So with my apologies to the **Presidents of the United States of America** , here are my semi-reworked lyrics. Now I’ve got it stuck in my head, damn you. :mad: But well done on the Trumpified lyrics. ---
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444/68 "2017-01-20T00:03:43Z")
There once was a man from Vladivostok Who had pictures of Donald Trump’s cock He said “you’re my bitch, you little Orange Snitch” I just can’t figure out that last line… Needs to end with a rhyme for cock… ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444/69 "2017-01-20T04:17:00Z")
_I’m gonna build The Wall It’s gonna be so tall I’m gonna build The Wall Brick by brick by brick by brick (because) We don’t need no education We don’t need no thought control_ ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2017, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444/70 "2017-01-20T04:38:34Z")
These are the saddest of possible words, President Donald J. Trump A boor who will flip anybody the bird, President Donald J. Trump An over-the-top irrepresible liar, Turning the country into a pariah, Many hope he meets the fate of Josiah, President Donald J. Trump [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-smokes-trump-got-himself-an-inauguration-pome/777444.md?page=3)