# Holy wow...I'm gonna be 40...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836 "2005-06-11T03:49:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Cherry2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cherry2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry2000)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/1 "2005-06-11T03:49:56Z")

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As of Saturday, June 11th, I will officially be forty. As in “Oh no…four-oh!” and “Lordy, Lordy, look who’s forty”.

How the hell did this happen, I wanna know? I demand a re-count!

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/2 "2005-06-11T03:53:32Z")

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meh. Been there, done that. 🙂

My forties have been better than my 30’s which were better than my 20’s.

“They” say that your 40’s are the new 30’s so really you’re not losing anything!

Rejoice and wear your age with pride!

Happy Birthday!

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/3 "2005-06-11T04:16:22Z")

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**repeat after me…**

“Hey you kids… get offa my lawn!”

“When I was _your_ age…”

“We didn’t have all these advantages when I was a kid!”

“I would have NEVER talked to _my_ parents like that!”

“They’re driving like MANIACS!”

“I remember when…”

“Don’t tell ME about having it rough.”

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I’m sure you’ll come up with several more on your own.

Welcome to the club.  
Remember… Guile and Wisdom wins out over youth and speed ANY day.  
Happy Birthday

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/4 "2005-06-11T04:23:12Z")

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> [@Cherry2000](#):
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> I demand a re-count!

Careful…what if your demands are met, and the re-count shows that you’re actually turning 44?  
Oh yeah…happy birthday! 🙂

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/5 "2005-06-11T11:47:12Z")

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Happy birthday!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/6 "2005-06-11T12:06:05Z")

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Happy birthday, you young whippersnapper!

twicks, who’s still a little weirded out about turning 50 a few months ago 😉

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**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/7 "2005-06-11T12:24:00Z")

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**HAPPY BIRTHDAY!**

The group of friends I work with all consider it an honor to turn 40 and have all had fabulous 40’s so far. We’ve noticed it’s made us lots more outspoken. Not sure if everyone agrees this is a good thing, but _we’re_ happy about it.

GT

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/8 "2005-06-11T13:36:28Z")

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> [@Ruby](#):
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> My forties have been better than my 30’s which were better than my 20’s.

This is where I’m at too. I find the older I get, the happier and the more content with life I am. It just keeps getting better. Well, except for my triglyceride level.  
Happy Birthday!!!

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/9 "2005-06-11T13:41:06Z")

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Happy Birthday!  
I turned 40 last year. It’s not so bad.

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**Author:** ![Cherry2000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cherry2000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cherry2000)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/10 "2005-06-11T14:30:17Z")

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Thanks for all the good wishes, guys 🙂

And thanks for the laughs (I can _always_ count on Dopers to crack me up!).

I think what **twickster** said describes it best. I was feeling a little “weirded out”…although I don’t think I could say exactly why.

So far I haven’t traded in my boyfriend for a younger man or bought a new convertible, but I do confess to going out and buying myself waaaayyyy too many pairs of shoes the other day.

I know, I know. If I’m going to have a mid-life crisis, I’m going to have to do much better than that. 😉

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**Author:** ![Aangelica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Aangelica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aangelica)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/11 "2005-06-11T14:52:40Z")

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Heh. I turned 30 today myself.

It’s definitely weirding me out.

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**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/12 "2005-06-11T19:22:44Z")

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I wasn’t freaked out by turning 40, but everyone acted like I should’ve been.  
The best thing about being 40 and beyond, is when people say, “wow, you don’t look that old”.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

And you too, **Aangelica.**

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/holy-wow-im-gonna-be-40/307836/13 "2005-06-11T22:04:11Z")

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Wishing you a good day, a good year and a good life. 🙂
