My MoCA adapters arrived today. Yay! So I took the box into front bedroom, where the router and stuff is, and started following the EZ setup instructions.
Step 1: Take one adapter and one ethernet cable. Plug the cable into the adapter. Check
Step 2: Plug the other end of the ethernet cable into the router. Check
Step 3: Take one coaxial cable and connect one end to the adapter. Check
Step 4: Connect the other end of the coaxial cable to the cable outlet. Che… um, wait. Where’s the cable outlet? I pulled three different bookcases away from the wall. There is no cable outlet! WTF?
Then I remembered… when we actually had cable service, the box where the cable came into the house was on the back corner, by where our main bedroom is. Three cables come out: one to the outlet in our bedroom, one to the living room (in the middle of the house) and one to the basement bedroom.
When we switched to ATT U-verse many years ago, they would only run a line to a room with an outside wall. So that front bedroom is where the fiber comes in now, but that room never had a cable outlet. 


So, I may be an idiot, but I am also a pack rat. I have a big box o’ cables in the basement, with old power cords, monitor cables, various A/V connectors, and yes… some coaxial cable! Including about a 55’ length.
So I think I can still lick this problem. I can go down in the basement and pull the cable that runs to either the living room or main bedroom, get one of those male-male adapter thingies, connect that length of coax and run it to the front bedroom and up through the floor. And then I have my cable connection in the front bedroom!
(I jokingly told my wife I was going to connect that fifty foot coax cable to the old cable outlet in our bedroom, then just run the cable down the hallway to the other bedroom. She threatened to divorce me if I did.)