# Homer, a quick question **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 29, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644 "2000-12-29T06:59:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644/21 "2000-12-30T22:46:14Z")
A giant squid walks into a bar…_(someone finish this one)_ ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644/22 "2000-12-30T23:00:34Z")
and does that whole peeing into a cup across from the bar bet. After he takes all the money, he yells “Suckers!” and squirms out. ---
**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2000, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644/23 "2000-12-30T23:47:26Z")
So this girl walks into a bar, holding a poodle under one arm, and a giant salami under the other. The bartender looks her over and says “It looks like you won’t be needing a drink, then.” and the woman replies " ::falls through ceiling:: ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644/24 "2000-12-31T22:36:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jb\_farley \* > \*\*and does that whole peeing into a cup across from the bar bet. After he takes all the money, he yells “Suckers!” and squirms out. \*\* Come on dude, tell the whole joke! ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2000, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644/25 "2000-12-31T22:41:43Z")
no, the joke is “Suckers!”. sorry to have let you down. ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644/26 "2001-01-01T18:34:34Z")
You have just destroyed my hypothesis. You have absolutely _ruined_ a giant squid joke. My friend Chuck had a giant squid tattooed on his arm because of this now bunk hypothesis. Now he’s gonna have to have it removed. ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [January 1, 2001, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644/27 "2001-01-01T18:45:39Z")
The tattoo or the arm? ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644/28 "2001-01-02T02:43:58Z")
The tattoo. It’s not like it cost him much, he new the artist pretty well apparently. ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644/29 "2001-01-02T05:29:18Z")
zuuuugh?!? jb ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644/30 "2001-01-02T06:16:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*slackergirl \* > \*\*To the tune of “Yesterday” > > Leprosy, all my parts are falling off of me > I’m not half the man I used to be… > > Does anybody know the rest? \*\* …Oh how did I get leprosy? Syphillis, it just started with a simple kiss, Now it even hurts to take a piss. Oh how did I get syphillis. Why her box was sick, I don’t know, she wouldn’t say. Now my dripping dick won’t get thick Like yesterday. Yesterday, My cock was always coming out to play, Now it needs two weeks to hide away. Oh, I… \ (bad recording can’t make out the words) ---
**Author:** ![jb\_farley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9d8465/32.png) [@jb\_farley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jb_farley)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644/31 "2001-01-02T06:22:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by thinksnow \* > (bad recording can’t make out the words) you gotta play it backwards- it says “Paul gives head”. nasty. jb [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-a-quick-question/47644.md?page=1)