# Homer Simpson quote challenge! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [March 20, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035 "2008-03-20T03:16:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/1 "2008-03-20T03:16:09Z")
[Can you get a perfect score?](http://www.liquidgeneration.com/Media/Games/Quizzes_Puzzles/Knowledge_Quizzes/Fill_in_the_Blank_Homer_Simpson/) (For the record, I did… 😛 ) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/2 "2008-03-20T03:25:04Z")
Nailed it! That quiz couldn’t have fooled me on the foolingest day of its life if it had an electrified fooling machine. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![atomicbadgerrace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@atomicbadgerrace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atomicbadgerrace)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/3 "2008-03-20T03:31:04Z")
1. That was pretty neat, I wonder if there are more like it. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/4 "2008-03-20T04:25:44Z")
Pretty easy - I’m a hardcore Simpsons fan, but even a casual could get 8/10 easy, IMO… Joe ETA Yes, I got 1000… ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/5 "2008-03-20T04:31:16Z")
Perfect score. I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean, S-M-A-R-T! ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/6 "2008-03-20T04:45:17Z")
Yes! It had my favorite Homer moment of all time! “What?! Spider poison is people poison?!” ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/7 "2008-03-20T05:01:41Z")
1,000. In your face, space coyote! ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/8 "2008-03-20T08:51:46Z")
[QUOTE=wheresgeorge04] Pretty easy - I’m a hardcore Simpsons fan, but even a casual could get 8/10 easy, IMO… [/QUOTE] 7/10 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/9 "2008-03-20T11:37:46Z")
only 5 of 10, but I stand by my 5 wrong answers 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/10 "2008-03-20T13:36:49Z")
Fill in Homer’s line here: 1. [At the kitchen table] Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him. Homer: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (This one is a recently-rediscovered favorite of mine) 2. Homer is trapped on a cherrypicker that rolls down a hill and is floating down a river. He looks to the sky, and says… ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/11 "2008-03-20T14:19:21Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Fill in Homer’s line here: 1. [At the kitchen table] Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him. Homer: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (This one is a recently-rediscovered favorite of mine) [/QUOTE] I don’t know either, is this the soap-box derby episode though? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/12 "2008-03-20T15:18:09Z")
[QUOTE=bbs2k] I don’t know either, is this the soap-box derby episode though? [/QUOTE] No, it’s a little more recent. ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/13 "2008-03-20T15:22:33Z")
8/10. I missed the Japanese detergent commercial (fish bulb) one and the bee/buttocks one. D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/14 "2008-03-20T15:37:19Z")
I got 6, but I guessed at 2 and got them right. My dork girlfriend should ace this. ---
**Author:** ![Amok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@Amok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amok)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/15 "2008-03-20T16:12:31Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23] Fill in Homer’s line here: 1. [At the kitchen table] Marge: I guess we could get more involved in Bart’s activities, but then I’d be afraid of smothering him. Homer: \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ (This one is a recently-rediscovered favorite of mine) [/quote] “Yeah, 'cause then we’d get the chair.” (Or words to that effect, I’m going by memory.) I really like that quote too. And it’s made even funnier by how Homer sticks with it. It’s followed with something like: Marge: That’s not what I meant, Homer. Homer: Admit it, Marge, it is. > [@](#): > > 1. Homer is trapped on a cherrypicker that rolls down a hill and is floating down a river. He looks to the sky, and says… Is that when he says: “I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there… Please save me, Superman!” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/16 "2008-03-20T16:30:13Z")
You got them both. It’s “and then we’d get the chair,” but if it was multiple choice that would’ve been clear. Nailed the follow-up joke, too. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/17 "2008-03-20T16:35:03Z")
I got 8/10, but to my credit I played it without sound. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/18 "2008-03-20T18:55:02Z")
Homer: I didn’t do it for them, I did it for _you_, Marge. I’d kill for you… ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/19 "2008-03-20T19:07:33Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] Homer: I didn’t do it for them, I did it for _you_, Marge. I’d kill for you… [/QUOTE] _Please_ ask me to kill for you… But I think one of my favorite Homer/Marge exchanges is: Marge: Have you noticed something different about Bart? Homer: New glasses? Marge: No…I think something is bothering him… Homer: Probably misses his old glasses. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homer-simpson-quote-challenge/442035/20 "2008-03-20T20:04:43Z")
My dork girlfriend got 9 out of 10. I’m almost disappointed. I thought she’d ace it for sure. She did recite everything else verbatim, though.