# Homestar Runner

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 16, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732 "2003-05-16T18:11:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/1 "2003-05-16T18:11:49Z")

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Anybody else a twisted fan of [Homestar Runner](http://www.homestarrunner.com/toons.html)?

My latest favorite is [Trogdor](http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html). 😃

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/2 "2003-05-16T18:12:53Z")

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_“It’s dot com!”_

😃

Esprix

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**Author:** ![XJETGIRLX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/9fc29f/32.png) [@XJETGIRLX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XJETGIRLX)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/3 "2003-05-16T18:37:06Z")

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Holy Crap for Crap! Where’s StrongMax (aka **Kwyjibo** )?

I think the question is, who _isn’t_ a fan?

I wanna be Strong Bad’s girlfriend. But only in a middle-school sort of way.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/4 "2003-05-16T19:52:36Z")

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Burninate!!

😃

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/5 "2003-05-16T19:58:04Z")

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I’m not a fan. I find it annoying.

Can we still be friends?

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**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/6 "2003-05-16T20:06:37Z")

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I’m not a huge fan, but I love Teen Girl Squad.

ARROWED!

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/7 "2003-05-16T20:18:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by **Gazelle** _
> 
> I’m not a fan. I find it annoying.
> 
> Can we still be friends?

I’m sorry, no.

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/8 "2003-05-16T20:25:55Z")

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**Esprix**!

Dammit! You were my only gay friend.

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**Author:** ![Marathon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7cd45c/32.png) [@Marathon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marathon)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/9 "2003-05-16T20:28:22Z")

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PUNT!

“Dag, yo.”  
_ **WHERE** _ is this week’s Strong Bad e-mail?

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/10 "2003-05-16T20:46:19Z")

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Nice jorb!

Esprix

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**Author:** ![Badandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/73ab20/32.png) [@Badandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badandi)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/11 "2003-05-16T21:23:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Barrytown \*  
> \*\*PUNT!
> 
> “Dag, yo.”  
> _ **WHERE** _ is this week’s Strong Bad e-mail? \*\*

No new Strong Bad email this week, but a new TEEN GIRL SQUAD!

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**Author:** ![RobbieFal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c5a1d2/32.png) [@RobbieFal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobbieFal)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/12 "2003-05-16T21:24:48Z")

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Arrowed!

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**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/13 "2003-05-16T21:44:31Z")

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I see you jocking me. Tryin’ to play like U know me. I’m like, [come on, fhqwhgads](http://www.homestarrunner.com/fhqwhgads.html).

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**Author:** ![merge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9f8e36/32.png) [@merge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/merge)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/14 "2003-05-16T22:11:53Z")

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Some people just don’t get that site…  
I like to call them… the dumb people…  
jk… I just love that site… very creative, and always funny…

This one always cracks me up…

[fluffypuff](http://www.homestarrunner.com/fluffypuff2.html)

and just about every SB E-mail is great… I can’t pick one…  
but what is this crap about no new E-mail this week??

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**Author:** ![Achernar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e274bd/32.png) [@Achernar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achernar)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/15 "2003-05-16T22:19:49Z")

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My favorite is Marzipan’s Answering Machine. Version 7 is the best. The Halloween costumes are always really creative. My favorite Strong Bad Email is huttah! Yeah, lots of great stuff on that site. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Tuco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tuco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuco)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/16 "2003-05-16T22:57:22Z")

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Dear Stwong Bad…

Ahem, my favourite SBemail is [sisters](http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail35.html).  
And anything with TROGDOR the BURNINATOR is always good.

Tuco (soon to be a proud owner of a Homestar beanie)

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**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/17 "2003-05-16T23:19:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by XJETGIRLX \*  
> **Holy Crap for Crap! Where’s StrongMax (aka Kwyjibo)?**

[StrongMax]  
Oh! That didn’t take long, XJet-whatsyername.  
What kinda crap name is that anyway. Sounds like a, a plane or something. Or an ex-plane. Maybe one that has crashed maybe.  
Or are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? And if so, do you use them for good, or for _awesome_?  
[/StrongMax]

😃

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**Author:** ![The\_Stranger\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@The\_Stranger\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stranger_1)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/18 "2003-05-16T23:40:22Z")

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[strongbad voice]

On a scale of one to ten, I’m SUPER GREAT!

[/strongbad voice]

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**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/19 "2003-05-17T00:33:45Z")

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I love it. The only thing is…is Strong Bad a Mexican wrestler/boxer? I must admit to some confusion.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2003, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homestar-runner/175732/20 "2003-05-17T00:34:07Z")

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The Cheat is GROUNDED! We installed that lightswitch so you could turn the lights on and off - not so you could have lightswitch raves!  
Now let’s break open that glowstick and pour it into Homestar Runner’s Mountain Dew. Hear you have to get your stomach pumped for that…

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