# Homocidal Maniac on the Loose in Northeast! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 11, 2003, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931 "2003-10-11T23:51:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/61 "2003-10-13T02:23:16Z")
Hehehe, I’m going to ring **Eve** ’s doorbell, then knock at a rapid rate, then wave a deadly weapon around… She knows what **I** look like, right? ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/62 "2003-10-13T02:37:47Z")
**Body Count: 8 (?)** …Oh wait… I forgot the five that put the serial killer in jail in the first place… **Body Count: 13** ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/63 "2003-10-13T02:47:06Z")
I’ll be right back guys, Topaz and I need to sneak off into the dark, very soundproof’d alleyway. You couldn’t hear a scream from there, the traffic covers the noise. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/64 "2003-10-13T02:53:31Z")
What are those troll-like [creatures](http://www.xmission.com/~tyranist/horror/reviews/t/TrilogyofTerror.html) doing running around the house with sharp like implements? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/65 "2003-10-13T02:59:36Z")
::::opening front door::::::::::: "Why look it that! It’s George Hamilton, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Loni Anderson, Gavin McCleod, Gary Coleman and Some Other Has Been Actors Whose Name Escapes Me. Is this a bad thing? ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/66 "2003-10-13T03:00:48Z")
Come on, come on, let me in! ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/67 "2003-10-13T03:03:05Z")
Boy, Eve ain’t kidding. No, really, she’s [not](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031012/ap_on_re_us/jail_escape_3). ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/68 "2003-10-13T03:10:24Z")
Oh, **Eve**. Nice to s… OWWWWW!!! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/69 "2003-10-13T03:43:16Z")
Y’know this newstory would be _sooo_ much better if he had a hook for a hand. A bloody hook. ---
**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/70 "2003-10-13T04:04:57Z")
Good thing I managed to get to my car and lock all the doors. ::Fumbling. Hand shaking. Fumbling. Drops keys. More fumbling:: Not to worry, here’s the key: sputter, cough, sputter, cough… ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/71 "2003-10-13T04:05:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blackeyes \* > \*\*Boy, Eve ain’t kidding. No, really, she’s [not](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20031012/ap_on_re_us/jail_escape_3). \*\* No, she’s not kidding. This case is entirely real, and pretty gruesome. He escaped on a 60-foot string of bedsheets. In some ways, it is similar to another case a few years back involving an inmate at an insane asylum who escaped by seducing the cleaning lady, and then stealing her keys. The headline the next day said “Nut screws washer and bolts.” Now excuse me. I have to go make a boorish Unwanted Sexual Advance toward the Nice Girl at the party. ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/72 "2003-10-13T05:34:37Z")
Don’t bother, mate. That pun’s already got you on the bad guy’s list. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **hardygrrl** _: > **There’s a trailer full of “hill folk” in the driveway, should I let them in?** Just the bald one. I wanna get his autograph on this **Weird Science** theater poster. [sub]Plus, I wanna ask him all about that Motley Crue video…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/73 "2003-10-13T11:06:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shirley Ujest \* > \*\*::::opening front door::::::::::: > > "Why look it that! It’s George Hamilton, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Loni Anderson, Gavin McCleod, Gary Coleman and Some Other Has Been Actors Whose Name Escapes Me. Is this a bad thing? \*\* All depends upon your point of view. If you’re having a Botox Party, you’re pretty much made in the shade. If you’re trying to pack the house with willing victims, you’re in deep doo-doo. **Eve** , I’m glad you’re inspired to have a slumber party. I’ll be glad to be the **Eunuch Butler/Late-Night Snack Boy** who wordlessly and politely glides from one pillow-bedecked lounging area to the next, offering tasty fresh made warm finger foods and drinks to all. The kitchen will be spotless, the leftovers ( of course, there won’t be many since I’m a brilliant Eunuch Chef ) will be tucked away in Zip Loc brand freezer bags, there’ll be a pot of hot fondue on the stove and a plate of fresh-baked Snickerdoodles set out to cool, and I will have set the alarm before quietly withdrawing from the domicile. Trust me. It’ll be a simply loooooooooooooooooovely party. :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/74 "2003-10-13T12:52:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cartooniverse \* > \*\*I’ll be glad to be the **Eunuch Butler/Late-Night Snack Boy** who wordlessly and politely glides from one pillow-bedecked lounging area to the next, offering tasty fresh made warm finger foods and drinks to all. \*\* _Omigod, that’s not a finger!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/75 "2003-10-13T12:55:42Z")
Hey! Look who’s in the driveway! It’s the mentally challenged physically deformed janitor from the high school that we spend all day tormenting and ridiculing. Let’s see what he wants! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/76 "2003-10-13T13:05:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lost4life \* > **Hey! Look who’s in the driveway! It’s the mentally challenged physically deformed janitor from the high school that we spend all day tormenting and ridiculing.** Oh, no—and he’s played by _Donald Sutherland!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/77 "2003-10-13T15:32:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Khadaji \* > \*\*So: Are you in Hazleton? Mountaintop? Or am I too far south? \*\* Pretty close to Hazelton. Won’t be for long, though. Moving to the new place in NC near the end of the month. That is, if the escaped murderer doesn’t get me. ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/78 "2003-10-13T16:07:53Z")
Oh you guys are just being silly! There’s no stranger out there! Here, just so you don’t worry about little noises, let’s turn up the stereo really loud! Heh, see? It’s working! I just heard someone ask for some red rum! PAR-TAY! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/79 "2003-10-13T16:49:29Z")
Oh, crap, now we’ve got _this_ guy to worry about, too! \*\*BRIDGEWATER, Mass. (AP) - A man has escaped the state treatment center for sexually dangerous persons where he was committed 19 years ago, corrections officials said Monday. John McIntyre was present for an inmate count at 9:30 p.m. Sunday and discovered missing at around 11 p.m., Correction Commissioner Michael Maloney said at a news conference on Monday. “The court has found him to be sexually dangerous and committed him to life in prison. I would consider him dangerous, yes,” Maloney said. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2003, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931/80 "2003-10-13T17:52:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Pretty close to Hazelton. Won’t be for long, though. Moving to the new place in NC near the end of the month. That is, if the escaped murderer doesn’t get me. \*\* I spent a year and half at Penn State Hazleton. Also, two years ago I dated a woman who lives in Mountaintop. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homocidal-maniac-on-the-loose-in-northeast/206931.md?page=5)