# Homophobes can suck my dick. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 28, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111 "2003-10-28T22:18:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/1 "2003-10-28T22:18:13Z")
Any questions? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/2 "2003-10-28T22:19:29Z")
Yeah – are you this generous with all your enemies? Daniel ---
**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/3 "2003-10-28T22:20:28Z")
Really? You want to have such close intimate contact with them? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/4 "2003-10-28T22:21:31Z")
What about your boyfriend? Won’t they get jealous?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/5 "2003-10-28T22:21:46Z")
What about your boyfriend? Won’t he get jealous?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/6 "2003-10-28T22:23:40Z")
Ooh, ooh, and Mr. Lissener, what exactly do you mean by “homophobes”? Daniel ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/7 "2003-10-28T22:27:43Z")
How 'bout us non-homophobes, can we suck your dick too? Or are you a non-homophobist?!?!? Huh? Huh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/8 "2003-10-28T22:28:50Z")
By “homophobe,” I mean “anyone who objects to my use of the word ‘homophobe.’” ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/9 "2003-10-28T22:31:16Z")
Nope, sorry alice, my dick is reserved for homophobes. Let’s just say I have a fetish. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/10 "2003-10-28T22:31:23Z")
Man, why can’t girls ever say “Anyone who thinks of me as an object can just have sex with me right now, dammit! I’m mad as hell, and I’m not gonna take it anymore!” ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/11 "2003-10-28T22:32:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lissener \* > \*\*Nope, sorry alice, my dick is reserved for homophobes. Let’s just say I have a fetish. \*\* Man, how are you ever gonna find a “life partner?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/12 "2003-10-28T22:35:42Z")
**alice** If you really _must_ suck a dick then I’ll volunteer mine! grem0517 \<— non-non-homophobist ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/13 "2003-10-28T22:38:27Z")
get your own damn thread, grem. alice can tell me she’s a homophobe if it’s that important to her. ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/14 "2003-10-28T22:42:26Z")
Jeez, you try to help a lady out… **lissener** , so you don’t actually care if they are a homophobe as much as that they have to say they’re a homophobe. Interesting fetish… ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/15 "2003-10-28T22:43:06Z")
Hummm, tempting… ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/16 "2003-10-28T22:50:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\*Man, how are you ever gonna find a “life partner?” 😃 \*\* Easy. Homophobes are eerily (some might say “creepily”) drawn to homosexuals. Believe me, they’re all in here right now, peeking through the cracks and breathing shallowly. So I won’t have to go out looking for them; they’ll be lined up. It’ll kind of be like having a new life partner every day! It’s a good thing I can’t get married, otherwise I’d have to choose the best little cocksucker and send the others packing. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/17 "2003-10-28T22:52:49Z")
I have a question: Do you ever think about anything else other than that some people object to your sex life? For someone who supposedly doesn’t give a shit what other people think, you sure spend a lot of time obsessing about it! ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/18 "2003-10-28T22:53:37Z")
**alice** , who has you tempted? I can say that the way you go “Hummm” certainly has **me** tempted! ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/19 "2003-10-28T22:55:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by grem0517 \* > \*\*Jeez, you try to help a lady out… > > **lissener** , so you don’t actually care if they are a homophobe as much as that they have to say they’re a homophobe. Interesting fetish… \*\* Dude, if I wait to find a homophobe who says exactly what he means and never waffles on the truth, I’m NEVER gonna get my dick sucked. Saying that it’s OK with me if a homophobe’s words aren’t entirely consistent with reality is kinda like saying that I like my midgets short. ---
**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/20 "2003-10-28T22:56:53Z")
Are homosexuals still invited, too? Or must they be self-hating Queens a la Log Cabin Republicans? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111.md?page=2)