# Homophobes can suck my dick. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 28, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111 "2003-10-28T22:18:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bojon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bojon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bojon)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/41 "2003-10-29T00:39:23Z")
Homophobia: someone afraid of: Turning into a Cokcuscker, Being attacked by someone wanting to Asfscuk you, Milk that is non-segregated by viscosity. Please answer the question, **LISSENER** What does your Mother think when you kiss her?.. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/42 "2003-10-29T00:42:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > \*\*. . . You just want to hurl insults at people that don’t agree with your own personal agenda. \*\* No, I just want everyone who doesn’t agree with my personal agenda–which is really just exactly the size and scope of the many issues surrounding the subject of homosexuality in our culture; just my own personal little agenda–I just want everyone who doesn’t agree with my personal agenda to suck my dick. I really dig a homophobe in uniform, too, Airman, so I might just move you to the head–OF THE LINE THAT IS! (This material is copyrighted.) ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/43 "2003-10-29T00:48:40Z")
No, I just want everyone who doesn’t agree with my personal agenda–which is really just exactly the size and scope of the many issues surrounding the subject of homosexuality in our culture; just my own personal little agenda–I just want everyone who doesn’t agree with my personal agenda to suck my dick. I really dig a homophobe in uniform, too, Airman, so I might just move you to the head–OF THE LINE THAT IS! (This material is copyrighted.) ---
**Author:** ![bojon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bojon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bojon)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/44 "2003-10-29T00:54:51Z")
Oh! We’re back. Speaking of small furry creatures, are you a good dancer??? ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/45 "2003-10-29T00:59:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TaxGuy \* > \*\*. . . I hereby announce and affirm that I have a strong and unquenchable desire to suck **lissener** ’s manpole until the same be raw and chafed, and until its owner can take no more. > > (Note: I have thus deftly removing myself from the group of those who “can suck [his] dick.” Also, it sounds cooler if you pronounce “chafed” with two syllables. Really, try it.) . . .\*\* Sorry TaxGuy, it’s not that easy. Here’s a clue though: trying to convince me you’re not a homophobe by backpedaling and altering reality to fit your position is probly gonna backfire. Just gives me more of a hardon for your purty little mouth. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/46 "2003-10-29T01:01:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lissener \* > \*\*Believe me, lel, there’s PLENTY to go around, if you know what I mean and I think you do. \*\* Thanks for the invite, but I’m not really into seeing your dick for the purposes of examination. But really, what is this homophobia of which you speak? At what point does a person go from non-homophobe to homophobe? I don’t particularly like the definitions game, but it seems like everyone draws their lines in different places. I’d sure like to know who is and is not invited to this fabulous cocksucking soirée, **lissener**. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/47 "2003-10-29T01:02:16Z")
**Ilsa** : Dark Side of the Moon, indeed. Is there a particularly compelling reason why you stuttered something that **lissener** had already said twice? Oh, and **lissener** , I never in a million years expected that response. No sirree, that was very clever. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/48 "2003-10-29T01:06:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bojon \* > \*\*Homophobia: someone afraid of: Turning into a Cokcuscker, Being attacked by someone wanting to Asfscuk you, Milk that is non-segregated by viscosity. Please answer the question, **LISSENER** What does your Mother think when you kiss her?.. \*\* My mother’s dead, you son of a bitch! She was killed by a homophobe _because she kissed me!_ I hope you’re happy now. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/49 "2003-10-29T01:11:02Z")
So this richard, is he your husband? ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/50 "2003-10-29T01:12:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Airman Doors, USAF \* > **. . . lissener, I never in a million years expected that response. No sirree, that was very clever. . . .** Not NEARLY as clever as THIS, Air: > [@](#): > > \*\*. . . :rolleyes: \*\* I take my hat off to the master. Oh, I meant to ask, do you swallow? ---
**Author:** ![bojon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@bojon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bojon)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/51 "2003-10-29T01:13:21Z")
I admire your bravery, **LISSENER** , you have said something I have said many times. This in the company of construction workers. The hardheadedness I have shown is in dealing with women, undoubtedly the complicated sex, I do think that you have a problem in dealing with the beautiful creatures that inhabit our world… So you and your ilk decided that you were not wrong, just a different thinking species, OK, If I don’t breed, I don’t pass on the gene that says, stay away from intelligent species, i’m not capable…I’m cool with that…P.S. Don’t fuck with **AIR MAN DOORS**. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/52 "2003-10-29T01:13:22Z")
this is getting too weird… ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/53 "2003-10-29T01:15:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by bojon \* > \*\*I admire your bravery, **LISSENER** , you have said something I have said many times. This in the company of construction workers. The hardheadedness I have shown is in dealing with women, undoubtedly the complicated sex, I do think that you have a problem in dealing with the beautiful creatures that inhabit our world… So you and your ilk decided that you were not wrong, just a different thinking species, OK, If I don’t breed, I don’t pass on the gene that says, stay away from intelligent species, i’m not capable…I’m cool with that…P.S. Don’t fuck with **AIR MAN DOORS**. \*\* Oh, and also, posters of slightly creepy but nonetheless entertaining non-sequiturs can also suck my dick. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/54 "2003-10-29T01:15:45Z")
This is a parody thread, right? Someone please tell me I was wooshed. Anyone? ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/55 "2003-10-29T01:17:57Z")
Wait a minute everyone, I’ll handle this. First, catsix, answer this question: are you now or have you ever been a homophobe? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/56 "2003-10-29T01:21:04Z")
I’m getting that the point of this thread is that there is absolutely no point to this thread. Wait, what is the point of this thread, **lissener**? Asking people if they’re homophobes and then inviting everyone to suck your dick? Where is the rant? Where is the content of the thread? ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/57 "2003-10-29T01:22:23Z")
lel, please quit highjacking my thread. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/58 "2003-10-29T01:44:37Z")
My point, insofar as there is one, is that there will never be an intelligent debate here about the word “homophobia.” I was trying to act like homophobes always pretend I’m acing as an excuse not to engage with me in that imaginary intelligent conversation; I was trying to fulfill the average homophobe characterization of anyone who tries to break through their hypocrisy and, well, their bullshit. Also I hoped maybe it would allow some of us to get some of the bullshit out of our systems—to provide a sinkhole for them to retreat to if they’re gonna spout such garbage so they don’t feel the need to clog up more rational discussions with their fecal highjacks. You wanna highjack a thread that’s actually trying to get somewhere? Fine, bring it in here. Also, I was hoping maybe I could get Airman Doors to suck my dick. ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/59 "2003-10-29T01:49:46Z")
My point, insofar as there is one, is that there will never be an intelligent debate here about the word “homophobia.” I was trying to act like homophobes always pretend I’m acing as an excuse not to engage with me in that imaginary intelligent conversation; I was trying to fulfill the average homophobe characterization of anyone who tries to break through their hypocrisy and, well, their bullshit. Also I hoped maybe it would allow some of us to get some of the bullshit out of our systems—to provide a sinkhole for them to retreat to if they’re gonna spout such garbage so they don’t feel the need to clog up more rational discussions with their fecal highjacks. You wanna highjack a thread that’s actually trying to get somewhere? Fine, bring it in here. Also, I was hoping maybe I could get Airman Doors to suck my dick. ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/60 "2003-10-29T01:50:51Z")
Jeez, I’ve been hard-up for a Lewinsky before, but nothing even close to this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111.md?page=4)