# Homophobes can suck my dick. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 28, 2003, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111 "2003-10-28T22:18:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/61 "2003-10-29T02:05:35Z")
but!(pun) would you let Donny Osmond do it? ---
**Author:** ![robertliguori](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/46a35a/32.png) [@robertliguori](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertliguori)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/62 "2003-10-29T02:20:32Z")
**lissener** , if it’s not board policy, it’s certainly good manners to make some explicit mention of the fact when one’s parodying. I’m assuming that this is a parody. I really hope it is. ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/63 "2003-10-29T02:20:45Z")
Well, **lissner** , being a straight woman, I’m quite fond of cock, and the only actual thing I could say about gay guys that you might find useful is that I’ve seen some real hotties it’s a shame I have no shot with. Am I a homophobe? ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/64 "2003-10-29T02:26:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lissener \* > \*\*Also I hoped maybe it would allow some of us to get some of the bullshit out of our systems—to provide a sinkhole for them to retreat to if they’re gonna spout such garbage so they don’t feel the need to clog up more rational discussions with their fecal highjacks. You wanna highjack a thread that’s actually trying to get somewhere? Fine, bring it in here. > \*\* I get the distinct impression that anyone who doesn’t agree with you on a thread about homosexuality is hijacking your threads and therefore their opinions merit nothing but being tossed into the pit. What constitutes a thread getting somewhere? When everyone finally agrees with **lissener**? ---
**Author:** ![rmbnxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b9e5f3/32.png) [@rmbnxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rmbnxs)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/65 "2003-10-29T02:26:38Z")
[Gay people suck.](http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/why_do_all_these.html) ---
**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/66 "2003-10-29T02:29:47Z")
Suck my dick, lel. Start your own thread if you want to have a debate. I’m not gonna debate you, lel. I’m not gonna sit here and _debate._ ---
**Author:** ![TeaElle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/67 "2003-10-29T02:40:03Z")
I’d think by now someone would be getting _something_ sucked, somewhere. Geez. ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/68 "2003-10-29T02:42:21Z")
This thread sucks! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/69 "2003-10-29T03:22:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rmbnxs \* > \*\*[Gay people suck.](http://www.theonion.com/onion3604/why_do_all_these.html) \*\* Dammit, I was gonna link to that! No fair! **vanilla** , I didn’t think it physically possible, but this thread both sucks AND blows. 😃 **lissener** , dude, get help. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/70 "2003-10-29T03:32:30Z")
Hot gay guys can suck my dick. No, really. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/71 "2003-10-29T03:43:16Z")
> [@](#): > > Ilsa: Dark Side of the Moon, indeed. > > Is there a particularly compelling reason why you stuttered something that lissener had already said twice? Fuck you, dude. I have no interest in getting in a fight with you, I always read your posts with respect. It was a little joke, something I guess foreign to you. And lissener, this shit is getting old, buddy. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/72 "2003-10-29T03:45:19Z")
Add a 😉 to the end of that last line. ---
**Author:** ![Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@Airman\_Doors\_USAF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airman_Doors_USAF)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/73 "2003-10-29T03:54:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\*Fuck you, dude. I have no interest in getting in a fight with you, I always read your posts with respect. It was a little joke, something I guess foreign to you. > > And lissener, this shit is getting old, buddy. \*\* You say it was an attempt at a joke, that’s fine. I believe you. Sorry I didn’t get it. I don’t get much about this place anymore anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/74 "2003-10-29T04:04:29Z")
Fair enough. It can get a little strange… ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/75 "2003-10-29T04:18:28Z")
Wow, this thread was really boring. ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2003, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111/76 "2003-10-29T05:44:19Z")
If you want to do a joke thread, the Pit’s not the place for it. If you want to get laid, the SDMB is not (supposed) to be the place for it. I’m closing this thread. Lynn For the Straight Dope [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobes-can-suck-my-dick/210111.md?page=3)