# Homophobia on the Dope

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**Created:** [April 29, 2020, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobia-on-the-dope/852855 "2020-04-29T22:43:17Z")\
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**Post date:** [April 30, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homophobia-on-the-dope/852855/47 "2020-04-30T18:43:40Z")

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> [@TubaDiva](#):
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> We’re discussing this. More later.
> 
> Jenny  
> your humble TubaDiva  
> Administrator

I read your post (as a poster, not as a moderator) in that thread posted after this one. “…there is perhaps a little more sniggering than is appropriate.”

Here is some of it.

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/8):
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> Love the sinner, love the sin.

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/9):
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> Innuendo.
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> /thread

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/12):
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> I’d have to be convinced that it wasn’t the other way around. That is, it was called the back door _because_ of the pun, using the back door of the building was their ‘official reason’ for calling it that.  
> I mean, if there was a gay bar called “May I push your stool in”, I don’t think anyone would believe it’s because they don’t have chairs, only stools.

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/18):
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> All in all, it’s just another hole-in-the-wall.

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/22):
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> Ol’ Glory Hole

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/24):
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> No love for the Mail Sack or the Manhole?

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/27):
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> The Velvet Spike

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/28):
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> Ben Dover’s Bar and Bistro

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/29):
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> How abou a gay _Irish_ bar: “The Home o’ Sexual.”

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/30):
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> But not _ **A Gay Bar** _. Because that would imply there was more than one and gay people could choose which one they go to. And being gay is not a choice.

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/31):
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> When I lived in Lancaster, CA back in the '80s there was a gay bar called The Back Door. The sign out front said, ‘Entry at rear’.

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/37):
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> “Cups And Balls”.

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/46):
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> The Homo-sippian? Gays sipping their drinks.

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/50):
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> That brings to mind an even better name:
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> “SMEGMA”

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/51):
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> (snip)Let’s think.  
> Just to be a little confusing, how about _The Wondering See-Men_. I thought this was the place for good sea food but looks like some sort of pick-up joint. Should have gone to the _Rod’n and Reeling_ instead.

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/53):
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> Smeg-Man

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/54):
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> “Peckers.” Like Hooters, but with men in tight shorts serving food and drinks. And a woodpecker on the logo.

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/61):
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> Up north in Gay, Michigan, the town bar is called
> 
> (wait for it)
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> [The Gay Bar.](https://thegaybar.com/)
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> Though AFAIK it doesn’t particularly cater to homosexual clientele; it takes all comers.

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/69):
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> The Head Office

> [@Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/perfect-name-for-a-gay-bar/852484/71):
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> It keep it simple and go with DICKS.
> 
> NO apostrophe.

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