# Homosexual necrophiliac rape in Rotterdam!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 19, 2004, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071 "2004-02-19T21:42:21Z")
**Posts on this page:** 12
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### Author:  [@Hunter\_Hawk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hunter_Hawk)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2004, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/1 "2004-02-19T21:42:21Z")
It’s horrible! Horrible, I tells ya!
[http://www.nmr.nl/DSA8-243.pdf](http://www.nmr.nl/DSA8-243.pdf)
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### Author:  [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/2 "2004-02-19T22:29:08Z")
:eek:
I tell ya, this world’s going to the birds!
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### Author:  [@MrVisible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrVisible)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/3 "2004-02-19T22:38:22Z")
Oh, well, that’s just ducky.
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### Author:  [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2004, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/4 "2004-02-19T22:42:37Z")
Homosexual Necrophelia??
No… If the person is dead, then you’re not Gay.
Just for future reference-
**You’re Not Gay If:**
He’s Dead
He’s an Animal
He’s under 12
That’s the Official List. There is also the Clinton Model that states “Your not Gay if _He’s_ sucking _your_ dick”. Because afterall, you’re not having the sexual relation. The person sucking your dick is…
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### Author:  [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/5 "2004-02-19T22:49:45Z")
Since the offending drake mallard in question was trying to penetrate the dead duck in its ear (or at least in that general area, in the side of the head), would the act then qualify as _aural sex_?
[“ducks” & runs]
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### Author:  [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [February 19, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/6 "2004-02-19T23:00:18Z")
Sam Kinison did a bit about this, didn’t he?
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### Author:  [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/7 "2004-02-20T00:59:34Z")
You guys quack me up.
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/8 "2004-02-20T01:06:48Z")
How much does that cost in dollars?
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### Author:  [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2004, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/9 "2004-02-20T01:32:15Z")
Why a duck?
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### Author:  [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)
#### Post date: [February 20, 2004, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/10 "2004-02-20T03:51:17Z")
Well, if it flies like a duck, quacks like a duck, and f\*#@s like a duck, then it’s a… Vietnam-era cliche.
I just think it’s sad when critters run a-fowl of natural law.
Don’t let the Phelps clan hear of this, or the lot’ll probably take up duck hunting. :rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2004, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/11 "2004-02-22T08:11:11Z")
I thought you were talking about serial killers…
Way to disappoint me… ☹
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### Author:  [@RandomLetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandomLetters)
#### Post date: [February 22, 2004, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexual-necrophiliac-rape-in-rotterdam/230071/12 "2004-02-22T08:49:31Z")
[I think this has already been posted at this board before.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=220152)