# Homosexuals

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 24, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876 "2003-03-24T21:20:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876/1 "2003-03-24T21:20:10Z")

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Some people are gay.  
There. Now that the trap is set,  
all that’s left is to wait for **His4Ever** to enter,  
then BLAM! A bucket of water on her head!  
Heh, heh, heh.

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876/2 "2003-03-24T21:21:40Z")

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Is this a roll-call or something?

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**Author:** ![TaxGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@TaxGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaxGuy)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876/3 "2003-03-24T21:27:56Z")

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By “some people” I hope you weren’t referring to those that collect comic books, like NSYNC, or dress flamboyantly. If you were, you’re in a world of hurt once the official SDMB offenderati get a whiff of this thread.

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**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876/4 "2003-03-24T21:29:16Z")

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Shh! Here she comes!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876/5 "2003-03-24T21:32:31Z")

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As a rabid homophobe, I am offended by your classification of homosexuals as people, when in fact, as all right-thinking people know, they are merely an advanced form of lichen.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876/6 "2003-03-24T21:34:11Z")

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A clever and insightful trap you’ve laid there. What, perchance, is supposed to be the response appropriate for **His4Ever** to make? That all people are straight, or that all of them are gay? Those are the only two contradictory possibilities (and she would only get half points for the second one), so I can’t honestly see her risking a soaking just to make her point…

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876/7 "2003-03-24T21:35:48Z")

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Oh. Sorry, **jr8** , I missed that one. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876/8 "2003-03-24T21:38:18Z")

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Everyone who has posted or will post to this thread desparately needs to get a life.

Oops.

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876/9 "2003-03-24T21:47:56Z")

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Homosexuals. Yes Please!

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/homosexuals/163876/10 "2003-03-24T21:59:55Z")

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**pizzabrat,** this is trolling, even if it is meant for just one person. Do it again and you’re out of here.

Lynn  
For the Straight Dope