# Honest, it wasn't me!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honest-it-wasnt-me/349737>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 24, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honest-it-wasnt-me/349737 "2006-03-24T16:29:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honest-it-wasnt-me/349737/21 "2006-03-25T17:08:14Z")

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> [@Dorjän](#):
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> So… elven flowers smell like ass? 🙂

So then the closest we may ever come to experiencing Middle Earth is Anaamika’s ass? Odd.

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**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honest-it-wasnt-me/349737/22 "2006-03-25T20:34:35Z")

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> [@Sage Rat](#):
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> So then the closest we may ever come to experiencing Middle Earth is Anaamika’s ass? Odd.

Um…

well…

Nope. Nothing I can say here that won’t make it worse.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 25, 2006, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honest-it-wasnt-me/349737/23 "2006-03-25T23:52:36Z")

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I’m sorry. I just had to go for the straight line.

Ah well…

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2006, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honest-it-wasnt-me/349737/24 "2006-03-26T02:12:12Z")

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Why should you care?

Restrooms are typically used for practices that can be unpleasant on the nose, so why should anyone be shocked if they smell something? Does anyone really think the person joining you will remember this ten minutes later?

I don’t see any need to say anything. If they think it’s me, so what? How is that going to affect my life in the slightest?

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