# Honey Bunches of Ridiculous

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-bunches-of-ridiculous/582894>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 23, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-bunches-of-ridiculous/582894 "2011-05-23T13:53:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-bunches-of-ridiculous/582894/21 "2011-05-24T16:42:35Z")

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**wonder-ponder** , our newest cereal killer. Enjoyed skimming your Total Post, written like a true one percenter. You’ve no doubt driven this woman to the hard stuff now, you know… Cream of Wheat.

ETA: Simul-Post Toastee.

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-bunches-of-ridiculous/582894/22 "2011-05-24T19:54:40Z")

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All I can say about your post is

IT’S GGGRRREEEAAATTTT!!!

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-bunches-of-ridiculous/582894/23 "2011-05-24T20:54:34Z")

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> [@Sigmundex](#):
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> Okay, I’ll be the knucklehead that spoils all the pun you’re having, but after my accident a few months ago (NOT my fault!), I talked to the guy driving the tow truck as he brought me to the place where my car was being dropped off. For some reason we got to complaining about both our jobs (it probably started with a lighthearted, “Hey, at least I get to extend my lunchbreak from the office for a couple extra hours today!”) but ended with us just… complaining about our jobs.
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> Now, obviously my sales position leaves me with some complaints, but I had nothing on that dude. He told me his “worst towing job”, and left me feeling horrible. He’d gone to a car that was just destroyed, from the front end back. It had plowed into somebody at a red light. What was the worst thing about it? The entire front half of the car was covered with milk and Lucky Charms. It was the driver eating it, there was no one else in the car. He said she was a young woman, in her early 30’s, with a couple of small children she’d left behind.
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> I try to be extra careful when I’m driving… and I SURE wouldn’t be eating cereal in a car!

Don’t knock it…I’ve had my Lucky Charms milked in a car quite a few times…and no, I don’t know if it was magically delicious…ask _her_.

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2011, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-bunches-of-ridiculous/582894/24 "2011-05-24T21:02:30Z")

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> [@Yeticus\_Rex](#):
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> Don’t knock it…I’ve had my Lucky Charms milked in a car quite a few times…and no, I don’t know if it was magically delicious…ask _her_.

Have you ever heard the term _vagina dentata_?

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