# Honey, he wants to lay you, really badly... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 31, 2006, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950 "2006-08-31T18:02:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@Throatwarbler\_Mangrove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Throatwarbler_Mangrove)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/21 "2006-09-01T04:14:48Z")
What’s so horrible about wanting to do her? Is she ugly or something? I thought we were all liberals? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/22 "2006-09-01T04:47:25Z")
Who _is_ this guy, seriously? What’s his background that he leaves $10,000 tips for waitresses? ---
**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/23 "2006-09-01T05:30:43Z")
[QUOTE=kawaiitentaclebeast] What’s so horrible about wanting to do her? Is she ugly or something? I thought we were all liberals? 🙂 [/QUOTE] For some reason, this comment made me crack the hell up. Thanks for that, **KTB**. I personally know a guy who has been tipping the bartender at his local hangout $15/drink for long enough to have shoveled $500 into her tip jar, if you’ll pardon the turn of phrase. Why? He wants to do her. I think it might cost him up to $10,000 to get her #. He’s that sad. ---
**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/24 "2006-09-01T07:00:38Z")
As far as I’m concerned, if a man wants to blow ten grand for a _chance_ at nookie…no guarantee, no deal, just a _chance_…which the lady is under absolutely no obligation to give to you, and very likely won’t even entertain the idea…hey, it’s his money. Seriously, folks, is this really all that different from what happens on a daily basis in every casino in the world? I can see it now: “Ahh ha ha ha ha! You gave her ten thousand dollars because you _want_ to get into her pants? Hey, I want to get into her pants too, and it didn’t cost me nuthin!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/25 "2006-09-01T16:38:14Z")
[QUOTE=DKW] As far as I’m concerned, if a man wants to blow ten grand for a _chance_ at nookie…no guarantee, no deal, just a _chance_…which the lady is under absolutely no obligation to give to you, and very likely won’t even entertain the idea…hey, it’s his money. Seriously, folks, is this really all that different from what happens on a daily basis in every casino in the world? I can see it now: “Ahh ha ha ha ha! You gave her ten thousand dollars because you _want_ to get into her pants? Hey, I want to get into her pants too, and it didn’t cost me nuthin!” 😃 [/QUOTE] If a guy wants to blow a ton of cash on a lady with only a slim chance of getting any, he should just get married… ---
**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/26 "2006-09-01T16:54:47Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] If a guy wants to blow a ton of cash on a lady with only a slim chance of getting any, he should just get married… [/QUOTE] Doperland…we have a cynic among us 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunrazor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sunrazor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunrazor)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/27 "2006-09-01T16:55:41Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] If a guy wants to blow a ton of cash on a lady with only a slim chance of getting any, he should just get married… [/QUOTE] Now \*that’s \* cynical! Why are we so cynical, **Roadfood**? It’s the Republicans! Blame the Republicans! It’s all their fault! Always has been, always will be! Blast, those #$%\*&! Republicans! Unless the guy is just ga-ga in love with the bartender, I doubt the $10,000 is an attempt to bed her. He can spend a fraction of that on a drop-dead gorgeous hooker who will pretend to be deeply in love with him for an entire night (at least that’s what I’ve heard about in the movies.) Hell, for that much money he can hire her for the better part of a week! ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/28 "2006-09-01T17:11:05Z")
Maybe the guy is dying. ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/29 "2006-09-01T17:13:27Z")
Glad I could make someone smile! You all wouldn’t believe me if I said that I was happily married with two beautiful children (the youngest only 3 weeks old)… But for 10 grand, _I_ might sleep with the guy… or at least cuddle or something… I don’t know if I am cynical (maybe a little) but I definetly am a smartass… My mouth has gotten me in trouble more than once… Some people just don’t like to hear the truth, or hear stupid answers to their stupid questions… ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/30 "2006-09-01T17:18:56Z")
In case anyone’s missed it, [this link](http://www.wltx.com/FYI/story.aspx?storyid=41498) has a link to a video report, which contains a photo of the bartender. ---
**Author:** ![Tully\_Mars](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ab992/32.png) [@Tully\_Mars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tully_Mars)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/31 "2006-09-01T17:28:41Z")
[QUOTE=934spe] If a guy wants to blow a ton of cash on a lady with only a slim chance of getting any, he should just get married… [/QUOTE] But then she would quit bringing him drinks and dinner. ---
**Author:** ![IntelInside](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a5b964/32.png) [@IntelInside](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IntelInside)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/32 "2006-09-01T17:29:15Z")
I’m not proud. For $10, 000, there’s not many people I wouldn’t sleep with. Lights turn off, you know. ---
**Author:** ![934spe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90db22/32.png) [@934spe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/934spe)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/33 "2006-09-01T17:33:01Z")
[QUOTE=Tully Mars] But then she would quit bringing him drinks and dinner. [/QUOTE] 😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/34 "2006-09-01T17:37:11Z")
[QUOTE=OneCentStamp] [Applebee’s customer leaves $10,000 tip for waitress.](http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14598504/>1=8404) They aren’t sure what the motive is for the huge tip yet. My bet’s on “honey, there’s another tip he’d like to give you.” Is there a leering smiley? 🙂 [/QUOTE] Could just be that the guy isn’t as rich as John Beresford Tipton, but he’s doing the best he can. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/35 "2006-09-01T17:40:19Z")
[QUOTE=Earl Snake-Hips Tucker] In case anyone’s missed it, [this link](http://www.wltx.com/FYI/story.aspx?storyid=41498) has a link to a video report, which contains a photo of the bartender. [/QUOTE] Actually, I was enjoying the video about the acrobatic kitty that walks on it’s front legs. I didn’t have the sound on, so I am not exactly sure what ws wrong with the cat’s rear legs, but it was still really cute. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/36 "2006-09-01T18:00:05Z")
[QUOTE=Earl Snake-Hips Tucker] In case anyone’s missed it, [this link](http://www.wltx.com/FYI/story.aspx?storyid=41498) has a link to a video report, which contains a photo of the bartender. [/QUOTE] Well, I guess that puts paid to the “he really wants to do her” theory. I’d kinda like to tip that reporter, though. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2006, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/37 "2006-09-01T22:27:36Z")
[QUOTE=Kythereia] Who _is_ this guy, seriously? What’s his background that he leaves $10,000 tips for waitresses? [/QUOTE] Really! In Hutchinson Kansas no less. There’s not much out there but a state prison, HQ for Dillon’s grocery stores, and the Kansas Cosmosphere (the founder of which is already in prison for embezzlement). ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2006, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/38 "2006-09-02T00:36:44Z")
[QUOTE=Earl Snake-Hips Tucker] In case anyone’s missed it, [this link](http://www.wltx.com/FYI/story.aspx?storyid=41498) has a link to a video report, which contains a photo of the bartender. [/QUOTE] Here’s a link to an article with the same photo: [www.hutchnews.com/news/local/stories](http://www.hutchnews.com/news/local/stories) I’m sure she has a nice personality and all, but as P.G. Wodehouse would say she isn’t the kind of breath-taking beauty that takes the breath. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/39 "2006-09-08T19:05:22Z")
[Cha-ching!](http://www.10news.com/irresistible/9808366/detail.html) ---
**Author:** ![TwoOnSunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@TwoOnSunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwoOnSunday)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2006, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950/40 "2006-09-08T20:56:35Z")
[QUOTE=js\_africanus] …and whose dad is going to be off work for surgery on both knees. It doesn’t sound like she knew he was loaded and then hit him up for money with a story about dad needing an operation, so why not? [/QUOTE] But she sounds like she’s going to keep the money all for herself. Can you even buy a Jeep for 10K? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-he-wants-to-lay-you-really-badly/370950.md?page=3)