# Honey, I'm hoooome!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-im-hoooome/70851>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 1, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-im-hoooome/70851 "2001-07-01T15:56:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-im-hoooome/70851/1 "2001-07-01T15:56:20Z")

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Hey everyone!

I’m back from camp for a week or so, and I just wanted to pop in and say “hi”. How’s everything? What’s been going on? Would someone please point me to the juiciest threads I’ve missed?

It’s great to be back again!

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**Author:** ![Soda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@Soda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soda)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-im-hoooome/70851/2 "2001-07-01T19:49:44Z")

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Okay, so no one gives a damn that I’m back from mosquito hell? Poo on you too then.

Harumpfff!

🙂

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2001, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-im-hoooome/70851/3 "2001-07-01T19:57:01Z")

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::hastily hides questionable reading material::

Er’m… Yes dear, welcome back. You’ll be wanting some lotion on those bites now, won’t you? Shall we have the gravlax now?

::flutters about uselessly::

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-im-hoooome/70851/4 "2001-07-02T00:17:02Z")

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how did you manage to escape?

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [July 2, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/honey-im-hoooome/70851/5 "2001-07-02T00:36:59Z")

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About time you got back!! **dpr** shat his pants two weeks ago, and he’s beginning to smell funny!