# Hooray for Montgomery County Police Chief Charles Moose

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-montgomery-county-police-chief-charles-moose/131568>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 9, 2002, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-montgomery-county-police-chief-charles-moose/131568 "2002-10-09T18:44:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-montgomery-county-police-chief-charles-moose/131568/1 "2002-10-09T18:44:57Z")

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Then its moose, moose, I like a moose.  
I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.  
I’ve had many women, me life has been loose,  
But I’ve never had anything quite like a moose.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-montgomery-county-police-chief-charles-moose/131568/2 "2002-10-09T19:02:30Z")

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. . . And his deputy, Squirrel.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2002, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-montgomery-county-police-chief-charles-moose/131568/3 "2002-10-09T19:06:21Z")

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The moose is on the loose!

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**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-montgomery-county-police-chief-charles-moose/131568/4 "2002-10-10T00:07:20Z")

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how funky is your chicken/  
how loose is your moose

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**Author:** ![stockton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5a626/32.png) [@stockton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stockton)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-montgomery-county-police-chief-charles-moose/131568/5 "2002-10-10T00:14:05Z")

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Antler guys got nuthin’ better to do than make jokes?  
Udder disrespect. It’s the hoosegow for the lot of ye.

Hoof it on out of here now. Ungulate for a stock car race or a barn raisin’ or something?

PS: Personal to the OP: Seriously… Damn straight, that was probably the key to the whole situation.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 10, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-montgomery-county-police-chief-charles-moose/131568/6 "2002-10-10T00:54:18Z")

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Another journey into The Land Of The Lost…o.p. that is.

Lockdown.