# Hooray for sex and science! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 17, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571 "2003-06-17T23:15:33Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/1 "2003-06-17T23:15:33Z")
Riffling through my on-line Scientific American I noticed that Wrigley has patented a gum laced with viagra. An interesting idea, but nothing like this other listed patent. Go to: [www.uspto.gov](http://www.uspto.gov) patent no. 6,485,773 IMO one of the scientific breakthroughs of the century. No longer can women say,“I would, but the taste is awful” or," I can’t swallow that vile stuff". (Read the whole description of what’s in it, how to take it, couple’s comments, etc). Men and women with an oral,um, bent, I await your,ah, input. ---
**Author:** ![X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bbe5ce/32.png) [@X\_Slayer\_ALE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/X_Slayer_ALE)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/2 "2003-06-17T23:17:13Z")
how many flavors does it come in (wups) and if you blow it up as a bubble can you use it as an emergency condom? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/3 "2003-06-18T00:06:27Z")
Yeah, but it doesn’t cure headaches or make you less sleepy;) ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/4 "2003-06-18T01:54:05Z")
I’m off to my lab to include codeine and dexadrine in the mixture. ---
**Author:** ![Alcibiades](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cab0a1/32.png) [@Alcibiades](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alcibiades)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/5 "2003-06-18T02:46:58Z")
I _knew_ this woould have pineapple! ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/6 "2003-06-18T03:03:15Z")
Didn’t even read the OP. As far as I’m concerned, I can agree with hooray for sex and science. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/7 "2003-06-18T03:33:54Z")
But Khadaji: Now oral sex can taste great and even if it isn’t less filling,well, it TASTES GREAT! This is especially important with great voumes of semen. I know this guy who likes to fellate my(check that) HIS horse. I’m (damn) HE’S going to love this stuff. Woof; pineapple! ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/8 "2003-06-18T03:56:36Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by ageless6 \* > \*\* I know this guy who likes to fellate my(check that) HIS horse. I’m (damn) HE’S going to love this stuff._\* _ **Huh?!** _ ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/9 "2003-06-18T04:15:29Z")
Lizard: whaddaya mean,“Huh”? Yeah, like you don’t go down on YOUR horse. I’ll bet you’re one of those people who don’t masturbate,too.Oh,the hypocrisy… ---
**Author:** ![tarnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tarnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarnik)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/10 "2003-06-18T04:53:12Z")
By horse you mean penis, right? You like to fellate yourself? Lucky. I hope that’s what you mean… ---
**Author:** ![tarnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tarnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarnik)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/11 "2003-06-18T04:53:12Z")
By horse you mean penis, right? You like to fellate yourself? Lucky. I hope that’s what you mean… ---
**Author:** ![tarnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tarnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tarnik)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/12 "2003-06-18T04:54:18Z")
Ahhh someone kill the multipost ---
**Author:** ![Sqube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Sqube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sqube)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/13 "2003-06-18T05:12:37Z")
Well, [here’s](http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6485773.WKU.&OS=PN/6485773&RS=PN/6485773) the link for the lazier folk amongst us (myself included. What’s with all the clicking!?) I’d like to say that, on behalf of all men everywhere, I shed a tear of joy. More like 2 or 3, but don’t tell anybody. ---
**Author:** ![typhoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed8c4c/32.png) [@typhoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typhoon)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/14 "2003-06-18T05:58:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ageless6 \* > **Yeah, like you don’t go down on YOUR horse.** I think I already know what you’re saying, but say it again in simpler terms because I don’t want to believe it just yet. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/15 "2003-06-18T06:11:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Alcibiades \* > \*\*I _knew_ this woould have pineapple! \*\* Pineapple, ok. But broccoli?! And celery? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![SnoopyFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d07c76/32.png) [@SnoopyFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnoopyFan)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/16 "2003-06-18T07:11:37Z")
Now titled “Lorena’s Theme” _She bought some broccoli … She brought it hooommmme … She’s choppin broccoli …_ ---
**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/17 "2003-06-18T07:25:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tarnik \* > \*\*By horse you mean penis, right? You like to fellate yourself? . . . I hope that’s what you mean… \*\* Please, for the love of _ **God** _, let that be the case! ---
**Author:** ![ageless6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@ageless6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ageless6)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/18 "2003-06-18T09:44:03Z")
Sqube: Thanks for the link. I have webtv and if there’s a way to do it with this system, I have yet to find it. It’s a constant irritation. Lizard: You may conclude whatever you wish. Horsies need love too, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/19 "2003-06-18T11:01:18Z")
hmmm, the OP kinda confused me at first. I cut and pasted that number into the search (not noticing I had truncated the last two digits) and came up with some sort of extendable table. ---
**Author:** ![Melanie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/35a633/32.png) [@Melanie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melanie)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571/20 "2003-06-18T11:54:08Z")
Nice of them to make it with vitamins. Maybe people will be able to live on the stuff. Mel. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hooray-for-sex-and-science/182571.md?page=2)