# Hoover

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoover/652869>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [March 13, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoover/652869 "2013-03-13T22:53:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![pplepic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@pplepic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pplepic)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoover/652869/1 "2013-03-13T22:53:31Z")

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New lengths eh? I like that one.

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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hoover/652869/2 "2013-03-13T23:11:20Z")

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it sucks when people don’t know the column you are referring to.

> **[What’s up with vacuum cleaner wounds to the penis?](https://www.straightdope.com/21342080/what-s-up-with-vacuum-cleaner-wounds-to-the-penis)**