# Horizontal Hell On Earth

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horizontal-hell-on-earth/34575>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 26, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horizontal-hell-on-earth/34575 "2000-09-26T08:25:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horizontal-hell-on-earth/34575/1 "2000-09-26T08:25:26Z")

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You goddamn capitalist roader neonazi irradiated chicken meat eating formicophiliac fist gang banging slime coated vapid kool aid drinking sacofricosis practicing no fear tshirt wearing dickless spineless brainless rat fucking bastard, you who is responsible for email in my inbox that has 937 characters per line and _does not wrap_,

**Stop.**

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horizontal-hell-on-earth/34575/2 "2000-09-26T08:51:37Z")

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Fist gang banging? I don’t suppose you have a link, huh?

😉

BTW, I hate that too. What causes this? Incompatibility between different e-mail programs?

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\
**Post date:** [September 26, 2000, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horizontal-hell-on-earth/34575/3 "2000-09-26T09:03:55Z")

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Hey, I drink Kool Aid! And ditto to Coldfire’s question. WHY?

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horizontal-hell-on-earth/34575/4 "2000-09-27T04:33:45Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Fist gang banging? I don’t suppose you have a link, huh?
> 
> 😉
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> BTW, I hate that too. What causes this? Incompatibility between different e-mail programs? \*\*

People who use Microsoft email “software” mostly.

It doesn’t put in hard returns, as is mandated by the relevant RFCs.

Or at least that’s been my observation.