# Horniest TV couple? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620 "2003-04-09T19:03:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/1 "2003-04-09T19:03:49Z")
Gotta be Frank Furillo & Joyce Davenport. With the Huxtables a close second. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/2 "2003-04-09T19:06:14Z")
Nah. The parents on 7th Heaven. They had, what, seven kids? Or maybe the Waltons, same reason. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/3 "2003-04-09T19:10:58Z")
Xander and Anya on BtVS. Well, mostly Anya and Xander just does his best to keep up. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/4 "2003-04-09T19:12:54Z")
Morticia and Gomez Addams. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/5 "2003-04-09T19:35:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*Morticia and Gomez Addams. \*\* _Mais oui!_ ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/6 "2003-04-09T19:43:19Z")
Biffy! That’s _French!_ ---
**Author:** ![stolichnaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bcef8e/32.png) [@stolichnaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stolichnaya)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/7 "2003-04-09T19:49:09Z")
I don’t watch the show much but I know that every episode of _Dharma and Greg_ that I’ve ever seen by accident involves them humping, or talking about how much they enjoy it, or talking about how great/disgusting it is that their parents do it. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/8 "2003-04-09T20:08:20Z")
The two “teenage” couples in “That 70s Show.” ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2003, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/9 "2003-04-09T22:48:32Z")
Paul and Jaime Buchman must be somewhere on the list. ---
**Author:** ![peepthis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9d8465/32.png) [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/10 "2003-04-10T01:27:49Z")
What about Elizabeth and Coach Lubbock? I mean, Jesus, “Just the Ten of Us”?? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/11 "2003-04-10T01:33:40Z")
Mike and Gloria Stivic. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/12 "2003-04-10T01:34:25Z")
Jonathan and Jennifer Hart in _Hart To Hart_. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/13 "2003-04-10T01:39:08Z")
Sydney Bristow and Michael Vaughn on **Alias**. Not that I’m complaining. Mmm…Jennifer Garner. ---
**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/14 "2003-04-10T02:26:26Z")
Rob and Laura Petrie. ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/15 "2003-04-10T02:26:34Z")
The parents on “Malcom in the Middle”. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/16 "2003-04-10T02:55:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by amarinth \* > \*\*Paul and Jaime Buchman must be somewhere on the list. \*\* That’s who came to mind first thing when i read the title of the thread. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/17 "2003-04-10T02:57:52Z")
Well, I agree with the OP. When I read the title of this thread I thought “It’s gotta be Captain Furillo and Joyce!” ---
**Author:** ![DreadCthulhu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/db5fbb/32.png) [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/18 "2003-04-10T03:12:33Z")
I second the parents in “Malcom in the Middle”- I know in one episode, Hal is feeling jealous that his friends are always better at him in everything, but the subject of how often they have sex comes up, and Hal has way more than any of his friends- but I can’t remember the exact number. ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/19 "2003-04-10T03:23:52Z")
Well, considering the episode where they become exhibitionists, I could argue for Marge and Homer Simpson. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/20 "2003-04-10T04:15:29Z")
Monica and Chandler. Doin’ it, doin’ it, phone doin’ it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620.md?page=2)