# Horniest TV couple? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620 "2003-04-09T19:03:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/21 "2003-04-10T04:46:30Z")
I like Morticia & Gomez, and Mike & Gloria. Those are excellent. But Paul & Jaimie? No way! I’d vote them most capable of doing laundry together, not horniest - wasn’t one of them always interrupting with some amusing observation or another? Mike & Carol Brady were hornier than them, and he was gay! I just can’t picture Paul & Jaimie working up a sweat, wheras Frank & Joyce…well… As for those procreators, that doesn’t prove a thing (other than a yearly tryst). Can you imagine the scandal on Walton Mountain if there was serious nooky going on? ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/22 "2003-04-10T05:28:16Z")
Those damn reproducing [bunnies](http://www.commercialsihate.com/current.html) in that Visa credit card/check card commercial. At the end of the commercial they had a hare too many of 'em to keep within the camera. ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/23 "2003-04-10T06:02:11Z")
Lucy and Ricky Ricardo. Don’t let those double bed’s fool you. Those shouting matches were foreplay. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/24 "2003-04-10T06:02:17Z")
A roommate of mine once pointed out that nearly every episode of _Tool time_ has Jill and Tim Taylor going to the bedroom. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/25 "2003-04-10T06:04:42Z")
Erm, make that _Home Improvement_. If there was any sex on Tool Time, I’d rather not know about it. ---
**Author:** ![Sapphire\_Bullet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Sapphire\_Bullet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sapphire_Bullet)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 7:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/26 "2003-04-10T07:09:54Z")
Steve and Elise Keaton. Followed closely by the Huxtables. ---
**Author:** ![SnugTheJoiner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e8c25b/32.png) [@SnugTheJoiner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnugTheJoiner)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/27 "2003-04-10T07:19:59Z")
Slight hijack: EIGHT IS ENOUGH asked us to buy the premise that someone who looked like Betty Buckley would marry someone who looked like Dick van Patten. And in every episode, Betty convinced us that she was MADLY, PASSIONATELY in love with Dick’s character. Betty Buckley: the greatest actress in the world. ---
**Author:** ![Iteki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/eada6e/32.png) [@Iteki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iteki)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/28 "2003-04-10T09:53:15Z")
Raymond in Everybody loves Raymond is horny enough for the whole sitcom industry, but seems we mean actual frequence… In that case _gack_ I have to nominate Rays parents who have admitted to getting it on a couple of times a week. As grandparents, thats a whole lot of horniness. God I hate that show, I only watch it because I have a crush on Deborah. ---
**Author:** ![bifar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@bifar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bifar)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/29 "2003-04-10T10:20:48Z")
Mulder & Scully. Ha, I wish. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/30 "2003-04-10T10:54:51Z")
That nameless couple on the Fast Show (BBC). Whenever they’re on screen, they’re shagging. ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/31 "2003-04-10T11:03:27Z")
I’d say Charles and Caroline Ingalls were at it like rabbits. There’s also Tom and Barbara Good from “The Good Life”. Come on boys who wouldn’t perk up every night if a young Felicity Kendal were beside you. A minx I tells ya a minx. ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/32 "2003-04-10T11:14:54Z")
Mr and Mrs Cunningham. They were always getting frisky. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/33 "2003-04-10T13:44:44Z")
Barney and Andy. ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/34 "2003-04-10T14:24:21Z")
Totally Malcolm’s mom and dad. They do it constantly. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/35 "2003-04-10T15:35:11Z")
Another vote for Morticia and Gomez Addams. Anyone else is just plain vanilla. Cheers, Bippy ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/36 "2003-04-10T16:30:20Z")
My first though was Dharma and Greg too. Someone beat me to them So, here’s a few from the past. Grace and Michael (LA Law) Mary Beth Lacey and Hubby (Cagney and Lacey) Yea, the second couple didn’t have much sex, but _something_ had to have kept her from shooting her bitchy alcholic partner. [Hyjack] I think if Lenny Briscoe was given an old lady, he’d be a hump monster [/Hyjack] ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/37 "2003-04-10T16:39:24Z")
Al and Peg Bundy. They just weren’t horny for each other. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/38 "2003-04-10T16:46:40Z")
In second place The Cunninghams from Happy Days were frequently getting frisky. And first place Captain James T. Kirk and anything that moves. ---
**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/39 "2003-04-10T17:06:04Z")
tee-hee What about Edina Monsoon and Patsy Stone (or Patsy & anything that doesn’t move). “Does he still have that dog who sticks his nose in your crotch? Pity.” ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/40 "2003-04-10T17:12:35Z")
On “I Dream of Jeannie”, Barbara Eden had sex in _every_ episode I watched… So, to answer the OP, it’d be **"Me & Barbara Eden"** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620.md?page=3)