# Horniest TV couple? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 9, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620 "2003-04-09T19:03:49Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/61 "2003-04-14T19:07:16Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Knighted Vorpal Sword \* > \*\*Or, perhaps Frank & Hot Lips on \*\*M_A_S_H\*\*. > > Can you imagine the kids _they_ would have had? \*\* Ewww, no. She had her moments, but he… ewww. Offspring of the family Rodentiae. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/62 "2003-04-14T22:13:25Z")
Elaine & Puddy got it on about 15 times in a single episode of “Seinfeld.” Roz on “Frasier” is (to quote Lilith) “Frasier’s fun loving producer, who’s evidently having TOO MUCH fun…loving.” (Roz was pregnant at the time, didn’t slow her down for long.) Bulldog of course was close on her heels (no pun intended) as a horny toad. ---
**Author:** ![Belowjob2.0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Belowjob2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Belowjob2.0)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/63 "2003-04-20T01:54:49Z")
Batman and Robin. Skipper and Gilligan. Barry Williams and Florence Henderson. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/64 "2003-04-20T16:25:19Z")
“Al and Peg Bundy. They just weren’t horny for each other.” Ah, I think the neighbors, Marcy & her hubby were way more into sex. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/65 "2003-04-22T06:11:25Z")
Cliff and ClaireHuxtable Gomez and Morticia Addams Lucy and Ricky Ricardo Sam and Darren Stephens (he was always running late in the morning) ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/66 "2003-04-22T12:46:44Z")
James T. Kirk & whoever the female guest star was in any given episode. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/67 "2003-04-22T18:04:36Z")
I’m surprised no one mentioned the leads in _Mad About You_ (names forgotten). Seems like they did it on the kitchen table in nearly every episode. ---
**Author:** ![Avalonian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee7513/32.png) [@Avalonian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avalonian)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/68 "2003-04-22T18:11:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spectre of Pithecanthropus \* > \*\*I’m surprised no one mentioned the leads in _Mad About You_ (names forgotten). Seems like they did it on the kitchen table in nearly every episode. \*\* Paul and Jamie Buckman, and they already were mentioned on the first page of the thread. I can’t vote for them because they were often too busy quipping at one another to actually have sex… though the episode where they were desperately _trying_ to have sex but couldn’t get it together because of the baby was pretty funny. My vote has to go to Gomez and Morticia Addams. _Everything_ turned those two on. _grin_ ---
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620/69 "2003-04-22T18:24:44Z")
I 8th (?) Gomez and Morticia. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horniest-tv-couple/167620.md?page=3)