# Horny Quaid
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520 "2014-02-04T21:41:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/1 "2014-02-04T21:41:45Z")
A thread I just saw asks what’s the diffrence between “horny” and “randy” (or something along those lines).
It made me think we could find synonyms for first names of notable people to see how that might sound.
Horny Newman. Horny Travis. Horny Jackson.
What’s another name we could substitute a synonym for?
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [February 4, 2014, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/2 "2014-02-04T23:32:10Z")
Coffin Newman, Coffin Sorvino, Coffin Giamatti.
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### Author:  [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/3 "2014-02-05T00:59:05Z")
Hirsute Hamlin, Hirsute Belafonte, Hirsute Hagman.
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### Author:  [@mortal\_wombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mortal_wombat)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/4 "2014-02-05T01:20:12Z")
Move Marley, Move Dole, Move the Builder.
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### Author:  [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/5 "2014-02-05T02:19:32Z")
And then there’s a new movie coming out starring Coffee Namath and Coffee Pesci, with a soundtrack done by Coffee Crocker.
It’s directed by Coffee Dante.
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/6 "2014-02-05T02:40:04Z")
Puton Johnson, Puton Cheadle, Puton Rickles
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### Author:  [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/7 "2014-02-05T02:40:26Z")
Mafia boss Knotts, Mafia boss Henley, Mafia boss Johnson.
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/8 "2014-02-05T02:46:46Z")
Barf Macchio, Barf Meeker, Barf Fiennes
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### Author:  [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/9 "2014-02-05T04:38:24Z")
Toilet Mayer, Toilet Bon Jovi, Toilet Lennon.
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/10 "2014-02-05T05:19:49Z")
Gritty Koufax, Gritty Duncan, Hurricane Gritty
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### Author:  [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/11 "2014-02-05T13:19:22Z")
Ledge Richard, Ledge Lee, Jimmy Ledge
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/12 "2014-02-05T14:30:54Z")
Screw Bannister, Screw Miller, Screw Clemens, Screw Daltrey, Screw Ebert
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### Author:  [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/13 "2014-02-05T16:29:54Z")
Jethro-Tull’s-hybrid-musical-style Obama
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/14 "2014-02-05T16:37:03Z")
Dick Bogdanovich, Dick O’Toole, Dick Sellers
(got that one out of the way, maybe 🙂 )
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### Author:  [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/15 "2014-02-05T16:42:07Z")
> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Dick Bogdanovich, Dick O’Toole, Dick Sellers
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> (got that one out of the way, maybe 🙂 )
Don’t forget Penis Van Lesbian.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/16 "2014-02-05T16:43:24Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> Screw Bannister, Screw Miller, Screw Clemens, Screw Daltrey, Screw Ebert
Screw = Roger? Never heard that one. (Or are you just angry with all these people?)
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/17 "2014-02-05T17:05:04Z")
> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#):
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> Screw = Roger? Never heard that one. (Or are you just angry with all these people?)
From the Urban Dictionary:
> [@](#):
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> To roger is an English slang term commonly used to mean have sexual intercourse. However, it is used only for men towards Women, and not the other way round. It is also commonly used to describe the taking of a woman from behind.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/18 "2014-02-05T17:21:23Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> From the Urban Dictionary:
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> > [@](#):
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> > To roger is an English slang term commonly used to mean have sexual intercourse. However, it is used only for men towards Women, and not the other way round. It is also commonly used to describe the taking of a woman from behind.
Roger that!
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### Author:  [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)
#### Post date: [February 5, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/19 "2014-02-05T17:41:02Z")
Towel Bradshaw, Towel Gilliam, Randall Towel
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### Author:  [@mortal\_wombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mortal_wombat)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/20 "2014-02-06T15:44:25Z")
Charge Gates, Charge Clinton, Charge Cosby.
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