# Horny Quaid
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520
**Category:** The Game Room
**Created:** [February 4, 2014, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520 "2014-02-04T21:41:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 16
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/21 "2014-02-06T15:49:21Z")
Dollar Owens, Dollar Rogers, Dollar Jones
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### Author:  [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/22 "2014-02-06T16:12:06Z")
Saint Prostitute Client the Revelator
Oooh, I’m going to Hell for that one
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/23 "2014-02-06T16:22:25Z")
Baton Stewart, Baton McKuen, Baton Blagojevich, Baton Steiger
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/24 "2014-02-06T16:27:12Z")
> [@gnoitall](#):
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> Saint Prostitute Client the Revelator
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> Oooh, I’m going to Hell for that one
Even so, I like that one! There are so many names that require a phrase, too. Or that need an antonym instead of a synonym, like:
Subtract McMahon, Subtract Ames, Subtract Begley
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### Author:  [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/25 "2014-02-06T20:10:00Z")
> [@Mr.Greenjeans](#):
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> Don’t forget Penis Van Lesbian.
Bravo!
The only one I could think of was The Big Unit… Horny Johnson.
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### Author:  [@ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/26 "2014-02-06T20:15:28Z")
Boner Guthrie, Erection Harrelson, Hard On Hayes
I don’t even know where to start with Woody Woodpecker…
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/27 "2014-02-06T20:24:14Z")
and, in reverse, a Bond girl:
Kitten Galore.
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### Author:  [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/28 "2014-02-06T20:51:11Z")
> [@Zeldar](#):
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> …Barf Fiennes
Pronounced “Bafe,” of course.
Stylish Curtis, Stylish Danza, Stylish Hawk.
Last one would make a good comix hero.
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### Author:  [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/29 "2014-02-06T21:55:16Z")
Deface Twain, Deface Zuckerberg.
Flat Smith, Flat Damon.
Garment Sewer Swift.
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### Author:  [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/30 "2014-02-06T23:27:03Z")
Small metal fastener Pitt
Eggs, Hollandaise, and Canadian bacon on an English muffin Cumberbatch
Color modifier Grant
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/31 "2014-02-06T23:40:20Z")
Scratched Debussy, Scratched Monet, Scratched Rains
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### Author:  [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)
#### Post date: [February 6, 2014, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/32 "2014-02-06T23:51:12Z")
Lug Fisher, Lug Grant, Lug Nation
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/33 "2014-02-07T00:03:47Z")
Sketched Barrymore, Sketched Carey, Sketched Brees
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### Author:  [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/34 "2014-02-07T00:33:31Z")
Male Turkey DeLay, Male Turkey of Maine, Male Turkey and German Soldier
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### Author:  [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/35 "2014-02-07T06:26:57Z")
Pick a lock Carter, Pick a lock Swaggart, Pick a lock Dean, Pick a lock Johnson
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### Author:  [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)
#### Post date: [February 7, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-quaid/680520/36 "2014-02-07T17:22:10Z")
> [@etv78](#):
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> Hirsute Hamlin, Hirsute Belafonte, Hirsute Hagman.
Hirsute Potter and the Chamber of Barbers
Sweet Southern State Name Brown
Hoosier Jones and the Temple of Corn
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