# Horny Turkish guy's site....a fake! (sort of) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 10, 1999, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409 "1999-11-10T06:21:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/1 "1999-11-10T06:21:00Z")
Check out horny Turkish guy’s site now. It looks like someone took the poor guy’s pictures and added some false statements (“I like sex”, “She can stay my home”). Now the page is a bunch of humanitarian questions. [http://members.xoom.com/\_XOOM/primall/mahir/](http://members.xoom.com/_XOOM/primall/mahir/) I kiss you, Louie * * * …and remember, duct tape fixes _all_ your problems, big and small. [Fun with HTML (tutoral) : The True Sequal](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Archives/Archive-000001/HTML/19991103-2-000302.html) [Give someone an FU](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum5/HTML/000255.html) ---
**Author:** ![meredith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@meredith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meredith)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/2 "1999-11-10T07:11:00Z")
I cry!!! This site make many happy people. Now no more! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/3 "1999-11-10T07:51:00Z")
No, he provided a link to the fake page, and said it would stay up by popular demand. * * * Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together. —Red Green ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/4 "1999-11-10T15:46:00Z")
\ Did you see this week’s onion? This article is on the main page: Turkish Man Kiss You IZMIR, TURKEY–According to reports, Izmir-area journalist and table-tennis enthusiast Mahir welcomes you to his homepage and kiss you. “Welcome to my page!!! I Kiss You!!!” said Mahir, who enjoys taking foto-camera of animals, towns, nice nude models and peoples. Friends and neighbors of the green-eyed, mustachioed player of many many music enstrumans reported his tall at 1.84 centimeters. Mahir also stressed that who is want to come TURKEY, he can invitate. “She can stay my home,” he said. “I like to be friendship from other country.” Those who visitate Mahir and stay his home can expect to speak numerous languages with him, as well as participate in such sports as swiming, volayball, tenis and walk. “I like sex,” Mahir added. * * * Magnificent to behold - Greatly to be praised. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/5 "1999-11-10T17:45:00Z")
Assuming his message is true, I have a lot of respect for this guy. He handled the hoax a lot better than I would have. Dammit, why did he have to come off so nice? It’s no fair! Bastard. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/6 "1999-11-10T19:25:00Z")
All I can say is: This is just altogether too bizarre for words. * * * God is dead. -Nietzsche Nietzsche is dead. -God Neitzsche is God. -Dead ---
**Author:** ![meredith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@meredith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meredith)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 1999, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/7 "1999-11-10T20:44:00Z")
> [@](#): > > No, he provided a link to the fake page, and said it would stay up by popular demand [whining]But its just not the saaaaaammmmeeee…,[/whining] It was much more fun when he was a sex-crazed lunatic IRL. ---
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/8 "1999-11-11T06:18:00Z")
Now, now, the fun needn’t end! (This is from my posting on Weird Websites, but I’ll put it here, too): Can’t get enough of our Turkish friend? The following has the Mahir Fan Club (message board, chat, ugh!) and the Dancing Mahirs! [http://www.go2net.com/internet/useless/useless/mahir.html](http://www.go2net.com/internet/useless/useless/mahir.html) ## And I won’t even bother to describe this one: [http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Ithaca/4637/mahircentral.html](http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Ithaca/4637/mahircentral.html) “It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument” - William McAdoo ---
**Author:** ![Otis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47774/32.png) [@Otis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otis)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 1999, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/9 "1999-11-11T20:29:00Z")
He’s really hit the big time now. Today’s front page of USA Today’s “Life” section runs a story about the poor guy. Apparently, his cell phone is “melting” from all the attention he’s getting. * * * “Stop the rope and let me in or I’ll go out and get some gin” ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/10 "1999-11-12T01:41:00Z")
Wow, is that guy a class act or what?? (and a snappy dresser, to boot!) He STILL invites the world to Turkey to visit him and has taken it all in stride. What a great sense of humor. If you haven’t gone there and read his whole new site, please do. It’s really something. Zette * * * [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html) [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 1999, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/11 "1999-11-12T14:17:00Z")
Zette: I agree with you. This guy rocks! It takes a real man to laugh off something like this, and still be cool about it. But I have to admit, I’m still laughing my ass off from this one: [http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Ithaca/4637/kissyou.html](http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Ithaca/4637/kissyou.html) * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/12 "1999-11-13T06:28:00Z")
He was the first thing I thought of when I heard about the earthquake in Turkey. I hope he wasn’t hurt or killed. Mr. Rilch wants to say that he thinks The Nose might be a product of Photoshop. Not that he’s an expert on Photoshop, just that if the guy who hijacked the site changed the text, he might also have tampered with the photos. * * * Remember, I’m pulling for you; we’re all in this together. —Red Green ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/13 "1999-11-13T08:01:00Z")
I just loged on to AOL. On the Opening screen was a picture of our friend playing the accordian and the caption “I kiss you” Meet Mahir - International stud muffin. Clicking on the link brings you to a window titled Mahir, The International Heartthrob. From there you read excerpts from his page or post to the (AOL only) message boards. incredible! * * * Virtually yours, DrMatrix ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 1999, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/14 "1999-11-13T13:22:00Z")
Check this out…one of the sites has e-cards. I sent one to everybody on the SDMB [e-card](http://www.nwserv.com/~dpk/cards/mahir.phtml?cid=345becf7a8665456e100) * * * [Click here for some GOOD news for a change](http://www.binghamtonpress.com/binghamtonnews/local/Sanews5.html) [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/15 "1999-11-14T00:19:00Z")
I love his file of pictures that people sent him…some of those guys were pretty cute, do you think Mahir will hook me up? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Poto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ab992/32.png) [@Poto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poto)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/16 "1999-11-14T01:49:00Z")
If you read Mahir’s letter in the fixed up site, **he likes sex**! Well, he does not deny having sex. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 1999, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/17 "1999-11-14T02:11:00Z")
I’ve got an idea(lightbulboverhead-PING!) I just figured out where we can have the first international SDMB gathering! Mahir’s house! He Kiss Us! ---
**Author:** ![Lisa777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b487fb/32.png) [@Lisa777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa777)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 1999, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/18 "1999-11-21T22:40:00Z")
I invitate all of you to stop by my new, humble “Tribute to Mahir” homepage. Maybe afterwards we will play volayaball. Or perhaps shop for a new Speedo. And if we have time, we could play some enstruments. We need more Mahirs in the world I KISS YOU!!! [http://members.theglobe.com/Lisa1977/mahirmania\_index.html](http://members.theglobe.com/Lisa1977/mahirmania_index.html) ---
**Author:** ![cgfallhammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@cgfallhammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cgfallhammer)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 1999, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horny-turkish-guys-site-a-fake-sort-of/11409/19 "1999-11-23T01:03:00Z")
Vote for Mahir Cagri as Time magazine’s Person of the Century! [http://www.pathfinder.com/time/time100/poc/century.html](http://www.pathfinder.com/time/time100/poc/century.html)