# Horribly embarrassing thread I'm gonna have closed as soon as it's answered **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247 "2001-10-13T13:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/21 "2001-10-13T16:09:29Z")
Don’t forget 69. ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/22 "2001-10-13T16:17:30Z")
I know 69. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/23 "2001-10-13T16:23:00Z")
Intimately? ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/24 "2001-10-13T16:28:42Z")
Nobody had mentioned squicking. ---
**Author:** ![Angelnside](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b3f665/32.png) [@Angelnside](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angelnside)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/25 "2001-10-13T16:30:40Z")
Dining at the Y Slob Nobbin Blue Balls I’m sure I know a few others…but, I’ll hush for now… ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/26 "2001-10-13T16:36:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anubis \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > > \*\*Are there not several threads where lists of terms for varoius body parts, conditions, and acts are contained. > > > > Plus Anubis do you know what feltching is? \*\* > > I’m not sure I want to know, but I know it’s coming, so just tell me. \*\* [Felch](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=45629) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/27 "2001-10-13T16:49:34Z")
MUNG! MUNG! MUNG! ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/28 "2001-10-13T16:51:06Z")
If you know 69, you ought to know: 68 (do me and I owe you one) 138 (dinner for 4) 698 (69 and a voyeur). ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/29 "2001-10-13T16:54:55Z")
77 (you get eight more) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/30 "2001-10-13T16:56:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Felch Don’t look, Anubis!! Trust me on this, you DON’T want to know! ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/31 "2001-10-13T17:05:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Turbo Dog \* > \*\* > Pearl Necklace. > \*\* This is a new one to me… Care to explain?? ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/32 "2001-10-13T17:14:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > \*\*MUNG! MUNG! MUNG! \*\* Hey, that’s _ **MY** _ word, and don’t you forget it. Unless, of course, you wanna head over to Forest Lawn and… y’know… ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/33 "2001-10-13T17:15:01Z")
A pearl necklace is when you let the guy ejaculate on your chest or in your face, usually during a blowjob or a titty-screw. I know I’m asking for it, but was is “squicking”? ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/34 "2001-10-13T17:18:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by FairyChatMom \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Turbo Dog \* > > \*\* > > Pearl Necklace. > > \*\* > > This is a new one to me… Care to explain?? \*\* Come on, this one’s pretty easy. What could happen in a sexual encounter that makes a woman look like she’s wearing pearls? –Cliffy P.S. “having your salad tossed”? Not familiar with this one. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/35 "2001-10-13T17:24:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shadowfox \* > \*\*A pearl necklace is when you let the guy ejaculate on your chest or in your face, usually during a blowjob or a titty-screw. > \*\* Son of a gun - there’s a name for everything… Learn sumpin’ new every day… ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/36 "2001-10-13T17:26:16Z")
FCM, Pearl Necklace: When a man “drops his goo, blows his wad, gets a nut, spurts his love, delivers his load, etc” in the area of a womans neckline. Commonly a result of “splitting the melons, orbiting the planets, riding the orbs, etc” aka Bohemian Titty F\*$K. Although occasionally can be a result of “Spanking the Monkey, beating the bishop, choking the chicken, a game of five on one”, or “getting a hummer, lipstick lubejob, tongue bath, taking oral temperature, dental exam ala beef, getting a Monica”. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/37 "2001-10-13T17:29:48Z")
um, Thanks, **Turbo Dog** … Hard to believe I spent 11 years in the Navy and never encountered some of the gems you’ve shared. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/38 "2001-10-13T17:33:46Z")
Of course, Bill Clinton gave Monica Lewinsky what was possibly the most costly pearl necklace in history. ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/39 "2001-10-13T17:39:14Z")
Than there is also **Faire la Rose** , a French idiom, that describes the act of cunnilingus. ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/40 "2001-10-13T18:21:29Z")
Anytime **FairyChatMom**. And it’s okay… us really nasty perverts went to the Marines 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247.md?page=3)