# Horribly embarrassing thread I'm gonna have closed as soon as it's answered **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247 "2001-10-13T13:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/41 "2001-10-13T18:35:54Z")
My favorite is still “riding the baloney pony” from _Grumpy Old Men._ 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Asylum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/53a042/32.png) [@Asylum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asylum)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/42 "2001-10-13T18:49:02Z")
_Blumpkin_? Anyone heard of that one? ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/43 "2001-10-13T19:22:46Z")
…and then there’s: Rubbin’ the nubbin Gilding the lily Strumming the bush banjo Part 'em and pet 'em and so on. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/44 "2001-10-13T19:28:57Z")
…and then there’s: Rubbin’ the nubbin Gilding the lily Strumming the bush banjo Part 'em and pet 'em and so on. ---
**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/45 "2001-10-13T20:12:29Z")
I like snogging and shagging, myself. And tongue lashings. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/46 "2001-10-13T20:49:29Z")
Moustache rides (5 cents) ---
**Author:** ![Lost\_In\_Reality](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Lost\_In\_Reality](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lost_In_Reality)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2001, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/47 "2001-10-13T21:46:12Z")
I have never heard of a Blumpkin, but I have heard of a Grumpkin. I assume that they are the same thing. Any ever heard of a kangaroo punch or a bismark (not the German Chancellor)? ---
**Author:** ![psychogumby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c0e974/32.png) [@psychogumby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychogumby)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/48 "2001-10-14T00:45:55Z")
Playing the Meat Kazoo (and munching on the Love Taco) Beef Curtains ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/49 "2001-10-14T01:22:14Z")
I’m still looking for a mod to close this. ---
**Author:** ![DarkWriter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee59a6/32.png) [@DarkWriter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkWriter)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/50 "2001-10-14T01:28:01Z")
Playing the flesh flute. Husband was quite pleased with himself when he brought that phrase home from work. Sheri ---
**Author:** ![ARose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@ARose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ARose)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/51 "2001-10-14T01:56:14Z")
Cleveland Steamer, Uncle Karl, New Jersey Meat Hook, Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Kicker, Snowballing, et cetera! ~ARose ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/52 "2001-10-14T03:50:16Z")
Don’t forget to “get your red wings.” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/53 "2001-10-14T03:53:45Z")
“tossing one’s salad”, according to Chris Rock, is having someone lick your \*sshole… 😃 [sup]Ha! This is still open![/sup]😉 ---
**Author:** ![toshirodragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e68b1a/32.png) [@toshirodragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toshirodragon)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/54 "2001-10-14T04:13:20Z")
I kinda like “boxing the trouser mouse” It has a priceless visual. Don’t forget: golden showers brown showers (ick!) circle jerk - not the rock group cooking sausage - my hub’s favorite beaver oh jeez I need to drag off the hubby now 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/55 "2001-10-14T04:56:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > \*\*“tossing one’s salad”, according to Chris Rock, is having someone lick your \*sshole… 😃 > \*\* [nitpick] “Having your salad tossed, is having your \*sshole eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.” -Chris Rock, paraphrasing the tossed salad guy from an HBO special on jails. [/nitpick] ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/56 "2001-10-14T05:05:40Z")
“When you’re sucking a cock, you can pretend it’s something else. But when you’re eating an ass, you KNOW it’s an ass.” -Chris Rock, on Salad tossing ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/57 "2001-10-14T05:10:15Z")
By the way, am I the only one who’s noticed thatthe letters in the OP’s user name can be rearranged to spell “Bi Anus”? ---
**Author:** ![Kricket](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f14d63/32.png) [@Kricket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kricket)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/58 "2001-10-14T10:49:10Z")
Leave it to you my love to figure out that one! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/59 "2001-10-14T11:10:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Wump \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \* > > \*_“tossing one’s salad”, according to Chris Rock, is having someone lick your sshole… 😃_ > > [nitpick] > “Having your salad tossed, is having your \*sshole eaten out with jelly or syrup. I prefer syrup.” > > -Chris Rock, paraphrasing the tossed salad guy from an HBO special on jails. > [/nitpick]\*\* Thanks **Wump**!! I knew there was something more to it, but couldn’t remember what it was!😉 ---
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/60 "2001-10-14T11:49:48Z")
I prefer the phrases that sound dirty, but aren’t. With apologies to David Letterman. Wind Surfing on Mount Baldy. Shaking Hands With Abraham Lincoln. Getting a Quarter Pounder at the Golden Arches. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247.md?page=4)