# Horribly embarrassing thread I'm gonna have closed as soon as it's answered **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247 "2001-10-13T13:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Mersavets](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/aca169/32.png) [@Mersavets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mersavets)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/61 "2001-10-14T13:02:18Z")
I have a feeling a _Blumpkin_ is a variant of the _Blumphy_. This was, according to the _Popbitch_ mailing list, a practice enjoyed by Gene Simmons from _Kiss_. After a gig, he’d get a groupie backstage to blow him whilst taking a shit. Sorry, but it was asked. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/62 "2001-10-14T14:50:05Z")
I have a feeling the OP has asked this to be closed a few times & out of respect it should be. ---
**Author:** ![omni-not](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8dc957/32.png) [@omni-not](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omni-not)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/63 "2001-10-14T16:57:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anubis \* > \*\*Someone can close it now. PLEASE??? > You’re right, **Astroboy14** , your Aunt and Uncle are weird. \*\* **Fourth** post… Two pages later, still going strong. SDMB = sex-obsessed? Pffffth ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/64 "2001-10-14T18:01:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by handy \* > \*\*I have a feeling the OP has asked this to be closed a few times & out of respect it should be. \*\* Thank you! Now, will someone PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD!!! **handy** , you are now on my very short list of dopers to be nice to. ---
**Author:** ![frock75](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@frock75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frock75)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/65 "2001-10-14T18:18:18Z")
Hairy clam Fur burger Doin the nappy dugout Stink finger ooohh…this is fun!! ---
**Author:** ![frock75](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@frock75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/frock75)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/66 "2001-10-14T18:24:25Z")
Hairy clam Fur burger Doin the nappy dugout Stink finger ooohh…this is fun!! ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/67 "2001-10-14T18:46:53Z")
Is there a Monster at the end of this thread, too? Is Anubis the SDMB Grover? ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/68 "2001-10-14T20:18:23Z")
How about “inserting one’s erect penis into a woman’s vagina”? Snicker, snicker. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2001, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/69 "2001-10-14T23:55:42Z")
Wow! Have you guys seen the “view” count on this thread?! No one’s mentioned “Playing ‘Hide the Salami’”. Victor, the one-eyed Boa Constrictor. How about some Irish\* Sausage? \*insert ethnic background here! E3 ---
**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/70 "2001-10-15T02:38:02Z")
Didn’t we all learn “Roman Shower” somewhere lately? Perhaps in the Caligula thread. For an extramarital affair: “Offshore drilling” ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/71 "2001-10-15T15:56:33Z")
alright, I’m not sure if this is related or not, but somehow I get the feeling it probably is. What the hell is a sockpuppet? ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/72 "2001-10-15T16:57:36Z")
this has got to be bullshit! i mean, the guy who posted the original question was formerly known as “bobevilsquid”! bob me! ---
**Author:** ![ninja\_rydr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8491ac/32.png) [@ninja\_rydr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninja_rydr)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/73 "2001-10-15T17:29:20Z")
Well if you can’t \*\* take the skin boat to tuna town \*\* you could always do the \*\* five knuckle shuffle \*\*. But if you are going to \*\* knock boots \*\* you may want to start things off by \*\* yodelin’ in the valley \*\*. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/74 "2001-10-15T18:06:14Z")
The there’s Whacking a Mole… ---
**Author:** ![Oblong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c0e974/32.png) [@Oblong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblong)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/75 "2001-10-15T18:41:01Z")
Dirty Sanchez ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/76 "2001-10-15T18:48:24Z")
Breakin’ a bronco. (While engaged doggy style, whisper, “You’re almost as good as your sister.”) ---
**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/77 "2001-10-15T18:52:01Z")
Anubis, you silly little hypocrite, you. Here you are in this thread asking us to explain the finer vocabulary of sex. (They are websites and books on this you know? Try a google search, you’ll have a blast!) Then you have a post in the Pit complaining about all the sex/porn threads. Are you not contributing to the exact problem you’re complaining about? You now have two pages worth on this thread alone? There goes your valuable space (although I didn’t realize we were on a space limit…) Then you say you’re going to close the thread after you get your answer(s). It’s 2 pages long for heaven’s sake! You’re getting quite the education aren’t you? You’re going to become a nymphomaniac yet, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Gamelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d07c76/32.png) [@Gamelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gamelan)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2001, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/78 "2001-10-15T21:29:01Z")
What about “Dirty Sanchez” That’s when you take your … never mind. Suffice to say, if you get one and don’t react negatively, you’re in love. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/79 "2001-10-16T07:36:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Blumpkin? Anyone heard of that one? I just bought something on eBay from a guy who uses that as his screen name. I wonder if he knows what it means. Anyone know about the expression “boxing clever”? I heard it in a song. It’s something the singer’s girlfriend does but I have no idea what it is. ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/80 "2001-10-16T13:16:36Z")
[A Complete List of Fexual Acts](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=32246) It ain’t for the squeamish. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247.md?page=5)