# Horribly embarrassing thread I'm gonna have closed as soon as it's answered **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 13, 2001, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247 "2001-10-13T13:34:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![arachnidlove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@arachnidlove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/arachnidlove)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/81 "2001-10-16T15:08:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by gatopescado \* > \*\*this has got to be bullshit! i mean, the guy who posted the original question was formerly known as “bobevilsquid”! > > bob me! \*\* Uhm…as far as I remember. Bob was a girl…er…still is. BTW, did anyone ever find out what “glass bottom boat” meant? ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2001, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/82 "2001-10-16T23:39:19Z")
“Tossing the salad?” Never heard that one - it’s called “rimming.” Then, of course, there’s fisting… Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Defense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Civil\_Defense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Defense)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/83 "2001-10-17T01:05:54Z")
> [@](#): > > “Tossing the salad?” Never heard that one - it’s called “rimming.” If you’re from the east coast, it’s “tossing the salad”. I’ve been up and down this side of the US and hadn’t heard of rimming until South Park came along. ---
**Author:** ![robinh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@robinh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robinh)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/84 "2001-10-17T01:53:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Civil Defense \* > \*\*If you’re from the east coast, it’s “tossing the salad”. I’ve been up and down this side of the US and hadn’t heard of rimming until South Park came along. \*\* Not in my part of the East Coast (New England) it isn’t. I’d never heard the expression “tossing (one’s) salad” before the Chris Rock comedy routine. “Rimming” is the description I’ve always heard. I like making up new ones. A couple weeks ago, while enjoying an ice cream on the town green with my family, I happened to glance at a sign over the fabric store across the way. It’s called “The Button Box” and the sign maker cleverly replaced the “O” in the first word with a button. Cute, yes? Unfortunately, the button is painted in a dark color that, when viewed from afar in the afternoon sun, fades away into the background. The sign read, to my perverse mind, “Butt 'n Box.” And while I’m sure that the upstanding women who run the place have never referred to _any_ part of their respective anatomies as “boxes”, I couldn’t help but fall all over myself in poorly disguised laughter. And my husband has taken to waggling his eyebrows suggestively and proposing that we _go quilt_. ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/85 "2001-10-17T02:38:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by arachnidlove \* > \*\*BTW, did anyone ever find out what “glass bottom boat” meant? \*\* Yes…unfortunately. I stumbled across it while looking up Filthy Sanchez after that South Park episode. A “glass bottomed boat” is placing a piece of plastic wrap on one’s partner’s face, and then defecating on said plastic. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/86 "2001-10-17T06:44:55Z")
Heat-seeking moisture missle. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/87 "2001-10-17T07:01:24Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Civil Defense** _ > > If you’re from the east coast, it’s “tossing the salad”. I’ve been up and down this side of the US and hadn’t heard of rimming until South Park came along. Sorry, born and raised in Philadelphia, been out and gay and active in the community for 15 years, never once heard “tossing the salad,” always “rimming.” And if anyone knows perverted sex lingo, t’would be us faggots. 😃 Esprix ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/88 "2001-10-17T07:01:27Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \* > \*\*Anyone know about the expression “boxing clever”? I heard it in a song. It’s something the singer’s girlfriend does but I have no idea what it is. \*\* I can’t believe I am posting in this thread, but I have to say that that phrase is used in the Placebo song “Pure Morning”. (Prolly not the only song to use this, but it fits with the context of what you are saying) > [@](#): > > A friend in needs a friend indeed, > My Japanese is better, > And when she’s pressed she will undress, > And then she’s boxing clever I have no idea what it means though. They do sing a lot of things that I have no clue about or have to guess. :shrug: ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/89 "2001-10-17T07:14:44Z")
-The Dreaded Rear Admiral -Stumping (no it is not sex…something entirely worse) also called the Captain Hook -Circle Jerk -Speedballin -Elephant Walk (this one is sick- anyone want to fathom a guess?) ---
**Author:** ![Flymaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c4cdca/32.png) [@Flymaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flymaster)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/90 "2001-10-17T07:31:53Z")
“The Stranger” - sitting on one’s hand until it falls asleep, then masturbating with that hand, so as to simulate the feeling of a hand job from someone else. ---
**Author:** ![Caiata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e56c9b/32.png) [@Caiata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caiata)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/91 "2001-10-17T07:45:44Z")
_blushes a little_ So I was in the car one day with a couple of friends, and the word ‘blowjob’ was getting seriously overused, and it just doesn’t have any pizzazz anyway, and I was desparate for some way to spice up the conversation a little, or make it perhaps a little more amusing … You can only hear the word ‘blowjob’ so many times before it loses its humour, after all. So in the midst of this conversation - which, while I was musing over all this ‘blowjob’ boredom, had turned to something else completely - I have a revelation, a whole new name in all its glory had exposed itself to me, and like any mildly insane woman who has suddenly realised something of a profound and important nature, I scream out: “Sippin’ the Smegma Slurpee!!!” … and I will never live that one down. In fact it’s become rather mandatory that people go buy those white-cherry slurpees and offer them to me whenever humanly possible. _smirks_ “Smegma Slurpee, anyone?” ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Defense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Civil\_Defense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Defense)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/92 "2001-10-17T12:46:44Z")
Exactly my point, Espirix 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/93 "2001-10-17T14:45:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flymaster \* > \*\*“The Stranger” - sitting on one’s hand until it falls asleep, then masturbating with that hand, so as to simulate the feeling of a hand job from someone else. \*\* my hubby calls this ‘giving yourself a numby’ I have a freind who used to call women who used kegel exercises ‘smokers’. (cough=contraction=“Hey Pete, remember Kelly? Well, she’s a smoker.”) ---
**Author:** ![ninja\_rydr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8491ac/32.png) [@ninja\_rydr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninja_rydr)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/94 "2001-10-17T16:31:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Heath Doolin \* > \*\* > -Elephant Walk (this one is sick- anyone want to fathom a guess?) \*\* Get a bunch of naked guys (usually \* really \* drunk Rugby players) standing in a single file line each guy grabs the sack in front of him, then the first guy uses is arm like a elephant’s trunk. When you actually see this it looks like a line of elephants linked trunk to tail. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/95 "2001-10-17T19:24:35Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by **Civil Defense** _ > > Exactly my point, _Espirix_ 🙂 \ E-s-p-r-i-x ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/96 "2001-10-18T05:56:49Z")
> [@](#): > > I can’t believe I am posting in this thread, but I have to say that that phrase is used in the Placebo song “Pure Morning”. (Prolly not the only song to use this, but it fits with the context of what you are saying) Yup, that’s the song. For what it’s worth, it’s the only place I’ve heard this phrase. But I had thought the line was rhymed with “A friend who’s dressed in leather” not “my Japanese is better” (which I believe is a reference to having an orgasm); maybe it appears twice in the song. ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/97 "2001-10-18T06:16:16Z")
Nope, **LN**. You can find the full lyrics [here](http://www.thebsh.com/lyrics/wyin.htm#pure). ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/98 "2001-10-18T06:20:56Z")
**dlgirl** You naughty girl - what are you doing in this thread? Is that boyfriend of yours corrupting you already? 🙂 Leander ---
**Author:** ![VitrolicBump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a587f6/32.png) [@VitrolicBump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VitrolicBump)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/99 "2001-10-18T06:33:57Z")
Nope, **Leander** …he isn’t. The board here was doing a great job of that already. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![uberDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f04885/32.png) [@uberDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uberDave)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247/100 "2001-10-18T16:58:25Z")
Twas awhile ago now, but when I was in college anal sex was known as **wild back door**. Said college was located in the heart of the piedmont region in North Carolina, just a county away from Pilot Mountain, and so… on many occasions one could hear in voices strangely like Andy Griffith and Barney Fife… “You’ll c’mon 'round back, ya her”. Well, it was funny at the time, anyway. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horribly-embarrassing-thread-im-gonna-have-closed-as-soon-as-its-answered/87247.md?page=4)