# Horrify your fellow Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957 "2002-12-20T02:41:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/41 "2002-12-20T14:32:10Z")
I read a Chick tract. And found some good points. _it’s a joke, y’all_ Sorry **Kn\*ckers** … I’m here for you 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/42 "2002-12-20T14:36:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\*Y’all are pikers. > > I justed hired a telemarketing firm to do some calls for me. \*\* You win. From what pit of hell did you crawl? ---
**Author:** ![tiny\_ham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@tiny\_ham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiny_ham)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/43 "2002-12-20T15:09:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JavaMaven1 \* > \*\*:eek: > That could have been easily saved, if it was just plain melted chocolate. > > \*\* That’s the thing, it wasn’t plain…it had three tablespoons of butter and some corn syrup in it, so I wasn’t sure if it would keep, and I’d already filled the thumbprint cookies. oh well. What’s done is done. But I’ll still take the Vin Diesel gift…I’ll buy NEW chocolate for that. ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/44 "2002-12-20T15:12:54Z")
I didn’t use a condom. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/45 "2002-12-20T15:25:33Z")
I went on vacation for \* 5 \* count em \*\* 5 \*\* days and didn’t tell you and didn’t go on the SDMB once. And nobody noticed ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/46 "2002-12-20T15:35:50Z")
(this will horrify most dopers) I made the baby Jesus cry. and according to some people I made God kill about 12 kittens this week. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/47 "2002-12-20T15:41:10Z")
I think I’ll make grits with _lots and lots_ of green food coloring on Christmas morning. And I’ll garnish them with livid red candied cherry halves. BWA-HAAAAA—HAHAHAHA!!! ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/48 "2002-12-20T16:42:09Z")
**swampbear** , I, for one, would have been horrified if you _hadn’t_ eaten them. It’s GODIVA. I dropped a ridiculous amount of money on Pottery Barn picture frames to use as placemarkers for the table over the holiday. Even at 30% off, they were ridiculously expensive. And I bought them _with the credit card I am trying to pay off_. ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/49 "2002-12-20T17:53:51Z")
On Tuesday afternoon I invited a German tourist into my home, showed her around town, and proceeded to get her very drunk. Then my wife showed up for the second round when I went to bed, and plied her with more liquor. And we all slept it off. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/50 "2002-12-20T18:18:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Beelzebubba \* > \*\*You win. > > From what pit of hell did you crawl? \*\* Business, son, business. Your money to my pocket, ain’t life grand? And does anyone else find this post amusing coming from **Beelzebubba**? ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/51 "2002-12-20T18:22:30Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* > Sorry \*\*Kn_ckers\*\*… I’m here for you 😃 \*\* Dude, I’m trying to wallow in self pity here - you’re making it difficult! 😉 Love you, though! Ooh, remembered another: Go off Dope for two days every weekend, because I don’t have internet access at home! ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/52 "2002-12-20T18:40:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maeglin \* > I didn’t use a condom. :eek: Haven’t you heard of AIDS?!? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/53 "2002-12-20T18:57:00Z")
I drank the last of the orange juice, and put the empty pitcher back in the refrigerator. _And I didn’t preview._ Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/54 "2002-12-20T19:00:20Z")
> [@](#): > > I drank the last of the orange juice, and put the empty pitcher back in the refrigerator. Dude, that’s fucked up. I’ve killed men for less. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/55 "2002-12-20T19:24:48Z")
Yeah, but you’re a badass. Most of us don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/56 "2002-12-20T19:59:24Z")
I “borrowed” the $50 cash my company gave me to buy an Xmas gift for an unfortunate and then I used my credit card for the gift! ---
**Author:** ![Ich\_Bin\_s](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Ich\_Bin\_s](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ich_Bin_s)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/57 "2002-12-20T22:22:49Z")
My wife threw away a tin-foil wrapped piece of pumpkin pie from thanksgiving. When she left the room I took it out of the garbage and ate it. no body, NO-BODY, throws away pumpkin pie in my house! ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/58 "2002-12-20T22:29:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*I mastrubate to the teletubbies! \*\* [Lewis Grizzard] Damn, brother, I don’t know that I would have told that![/Lewis Grizzard] ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/59 "2002-12-20T22:43:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Zebra \* > \*\* > and according to some people I made God kill about 12 kittens this week. \*\* I know what you did.😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2002, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/60 "2002-12-20T23:05:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I went more than a day without posting. \*\* Horrify. Not “Enrapture.” Please make a note of it. 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957.md?page=4)