# Horrify your fellow Dopers **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 20, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957 "2002-12-20T02:41:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/61 "2002-12-21T00:14:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jarbabyj \* > \*\*I have throw out six ounces of melted chocolate… > > because I had no further use of it. > \*\* Good God, woman, have you not heard of a spoon?!? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/62 "2002-12-21T00:18:01Z")
I rubbed a Monte Cristo with Wild Turkey before smoking it. The cigar, not the turkey ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/63 "2002-12-21T02:04:56Z")
I have eaten most of the candy people give me for my kids. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/64 "2002-12-21T02:58:32Z")
I actually _like_ instant potatoes. I cover slices of summer sausage with plain, boxed potatoes and I eat it. I’d have it for dinner now, but I have no summer sausage. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/65 "2002-12-21T21:38:20Z")
This is for the people at Cafe Society: I like Kevin Costner, I like _The Blair Witch Project_ and I’m a big fan of Terry Goodkind. ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/66 "2002-12-21T22:02:15Z")
While playing with my band last night, I sang two Christmas songs, accompanying myself on my **ukulele**. Hey, **cadolphin** was horrified… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/67 "2002-12-21T22:14:12Z")
I drink milk from the jug. I drink my wine with ice cubes in it ( even the good stuff) I put cheap toilet paper in my guest bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/68 "2002-12-21T22:46:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > \*\*Dear Tuckerfan: > > You’re not black. > > Love, Gingy \*\* [Steve Martin]You mean I’m going to stay this color?[/SM] ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2002, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/69 "2002-12-21T22:53:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\*I justed hired a telemarketing firm to do some calls for me. \*\* I strung along a telemarketer for at least three minutes before she figured out I wasn’t about to switch my phone service. And I’d do it again. ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2002, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/70 "2002-12-22T01:01:53Z")
I want sex with one of my best friends! ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/71 "2002-12-23T02:04:31Z")
Okaaaaay, so I guess I won. 😛 But here’s another, less shocking, one: I haven’t bathed all weekend. I know, but I just haven’t all weekened. I’ve been at home, haven’t gone anywhere, just relaxed and done nothing all weekend. Slept till 1 yesterday even, it felt good. But I haven’t bathed. I will tomorrow, though. Another shock, I’ll bet. ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/72 "2002-12-23T02:40:24Z")
I’ve mentioned this before, but I guess this is the correct thread for it. I’ve never watched a single episode of _The Simpsons_. I’ve never watched a single episode of any of the _Star Trek_ shows/spin-offs, and the only movie I saw was the one with the whales. I’ve never watched a single episode of _Buffy, The Vampire Slayer._ I’ve never watched a single episode of _King of the Hill_. I’ve never watched a single episode of _Married With Children._ I’ve never read _The Hobbit_. I believe there are entirely too many _LOTR_ threads in Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/73 "2002-12-23T02:45:23Z")
I havent made mashed potato’s from scratch since the Carter administration! I use boxed and boxed always. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/74 "2002-12-23T02:50:53Z")
Oh yeah, I have one more, …Oh god, how can I admit this?..Okay here goes…I read “the Weekly World News” Actaually it’s pretty funny, the last article I read was “3rd tablet found, Thou shalt not Bath” ---
**Author:** ![papergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/aca169/32.png) [@papergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/papergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/75 "2002-12-23T03:04:26Z")
Ahahahah! Amateurs! I bought a fruitcake from the grocery store. And I ATE it! All 20 ounces of it!! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm! ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/76 "2002-12-23T03:19:49Z")
I still want sex with one of my best friends. ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/77 "2002-12-23T05:47:31Z")
I’m suprised that bodypoet is still alive, I wasnt aware that the human body could digest a 20 ounce brick. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/78 "2002-12-23T06:15:32Z")
I did this. ---
**Author:** ![Pucky\_Schumer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/74df32/32.png) [@Pucky\_Schumer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pucky_Schumer)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/79 "2002-12-23T06:23:00Z")
I did this. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957/80 "2002-12-23T07:08:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Maeglin \* > \*\*I didn’t use a condom. \*\* You told me that was excess LUBE! :mad: 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrify-your-fellow-dopers/143957.md?page=5)